UUoody’s Comments
Inb4.....reply fail
Even the teddy bear got off before me.
Ummm....it takes me 1.5 hours to jerk off. That's why old guys have to be retired.
PBR?.....you are a brave, or very stupid, man. ;)
What part of porta potty do you not under stand?
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@ The good Doctor. Butt hurt......."An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."
You da man!
Just like my brandy. Of course I don't get suckered into paying for the name. I have a Hennessy bottle that I keep refilling with Christian Brothers.
What he did invent was the V Chip remote that allows parents to block inappropriate programing to protect their kids.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/eugene-j-polley-engineer-who-invented-the-first-wireless-tv-remote-control-dies-at-96/2012/05/22/gIQAv4J4iU_story.html?utm_term=.f7f3757ddb09
Oops......well now they get to see it again. ;)
He just remembered seeing a sign somewhere that said " Keep hands and feet inside the ride at all times".
I need to get a bigger switch blade.
Fuck cats.....if you can get them to hold still long enough
You can take the gag out now.
That is one mutha fuckin tight foreskin.
I've been training my dog to just chase the mammoths out of the yard. When it comes to destroying a garden they make raccoons look like rank amateurs.
Right....fuck that.....pray for me to win power ball.
DV for the intimidation music.
The tax advantage pales compared to her real costs....just sayin'. And I do the taxes. She thinks she is smart, but leaves the thinking parts of the marriage to me......then Monday morning quarterbacks them.