Ever wonder what happens when you stick your dick in a pencil sharpener?

Rhetorical question.

Points: 20

by Bono

Submitted on Aug 17, 2017

WTF

Tags: foreskin pointy possum
20 comments

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  those are some bigass clown loafers

  
  

  #427
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you know what they say about a man with big feet

  
  

  #2740
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  no.... sounds like you know all about it though

  
  

  #2744
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  If you're saying my pork is huge, then yes

  
  

  #2791
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  still yes

  
  

  #27461
  
  
  

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  Bono

  [TESTING] You are a faggot.

  
  

  #434
  

  Zucker

  Hogmaster

  yes you are

  
  

  #2786
  

  Vet

  Bono

  THE LEGEND RETURNS

  
  

  #2787
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Are you ready to downvote everything and sub nothing for the next 11 years?!

  
  

  #2788
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  the very tip looks like a crayon left out in the sun.

  
  

  #437
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  That is one mutha fuckin tight foreskin.

  
  

  #27460
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Did every sub get deleted? Or is it the newest submission page that simply is short?

  
  

  #438
  

  Vet

  Bono

  The /new queue only shows the last 20 or 25. I haven't paginated things yet.

  But hey, other stuff is starting to work, like internal links!

  https://muchozucko.com/22/MuchoZucko-Launches

  
  

  #2769
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Good.

  
  

  #2789
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Now I understand why Gavin Mcinnes is so angry all the time.

  user:Barret sings He's the Angry Pencil Penis Neeeeeerrrrd.

  
  

  #446
  

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  makodragon

  I thought it was him! I just couldn't remember his name.

  
  

  #2818
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  its not something ive ever thought about really but im sure it would have to be a big pencil sharpener for my penis

  
  

  #456
  

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  Bono

  I can't believe I didn't see this comment in time to tell you to shut the fuck up

  
  

  #5647
  

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  Barret

  7 months unstfud by me :(

  
  

  #27482
  
  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Interesting books you read.

  
  

  #13290