Lazy Nigger

Why the TVremote was invented

Points: 9

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Mar 28, 2018

Awesome

Tags: Television remote control Smart Niger
19 comments

---

• 

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  while funny this is inaccurate

  
  

  #14804
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/eugene-j-polley-engineer-who-invented-the-first-wireless-tv-remote-control-dies-at-96/2012/05/22/gIQAv4J4iU_story.html?utm_term=.f7f3757ddb09

  
  

  #27594
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  yep

  
  

  #27607
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  so while freds post is funny it is also incorrect

  
  

  #27608
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  What he did invent was the V Chip remote that allows parents to block inappropriate programing to protect their kids.

  
  

  #27609
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  You white men have always gotta knock a nigger down...

  
  

  #27611
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Better than knocking one up.

  
  

  #27612
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Suck that, Uuoody.

  
  

  #27613
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  You da man!

  
  

  #27616
  
  
  

• 

  Vet

  makodragon

  What does the 'N' stand for? A round of applause for Joseph Nigger Jackson

  
  

  #14810
  
  
  

• 

  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  I was the remote as a child

  
  

  #14811
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  When did this guy have time to invent the remote with his kids touring the country?

  
  

  #27587
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  hehe

  
  

  #27588
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  I used a stick with some blu tack stuck on the end. Does this mean I invented the remote control ?

  
  

  #27597
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  it sure does

  
  

  #27599
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  And the Dildo

  
  

  #27635
  
  
  

• 

  Zucker

  bamford

  Neat

  
  

  #14824
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Just like my brandy. Of course I don't get suckered into paying for the name. I have a Hennessy bottle that I keep refilling with Christian Brothers.

  
  

  #27610
  
  
  

• 

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  No he invented the sickle cell.

  
  

  #14830