Back in April ~ August 2021, while I was still drinking, I discovered I could record sounds on my phone. So, for that period, I tried never to miss a fart. This, gentlemen, is the result. Spliced into one.
It gets a bit feint, for a minute, at a couple of points. 'Audacity's fault. Not my bowels. Stick with it though as the ending is a real reprise.
Vet
Vet
Back in April ~ August 2021, while I was still drinking, I discovered I could record sounds on my phone. So, for that period, I tried never to miss a fart. This, gentlemen, is the result. Spliced into one.
It gets a bit feint, for a minute, at a couple of points. 'Audacity's fault. Not my bowels. Stick with it though as the ending is a real reprise.
Headphones on, gentlemen. Volume up. Here we go.