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VetMegaFaggot Goes To MegaFaggot-Con
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VetBarret
Son of a BITCH do I hate Zuckers. I know most everyone does but for me it goes much deeper than that. I am beyond hate. 4 straight meme threads. 4 straight meme threads have I put up with the zuckers and their nonstop zucker comments. I have had to watch bumford eat his fucking turds for the past half decade. My friend is a Stray Crayon fan, he says "Oh yEaH I HatE tHe zuckers tOo BrO" and I say You dumb bitch. Shut the fuck up with your dumb bullshit. We have to read their comments FOUR TIMES A DAY, EVERY DAY, MINIMUM. and he says "yeah but" and I can't even hear him because at this point I'm thinking about that youtube thumbnail of baby faced, chewing on his mouth guard, cocky little fuck fatmofat when he dad dicked him and he bragged about it and there is blood in my ears and hate in my heart. FUCK.
And don't even get me started on their fans. One of my "friends" is a zuckers and a Heaven666 fan. THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE COASTS YOU FUCK. And he has the nerve to call me out for being a Butthole and a Freakporn fan. LA (louisiana) DIDN'T HAVE A SHOCK SITE TEAM WHEN I STARTED SURFING THE INTERNET, YOU STUPID BITCH. I CHOSE THE TEAM (team puke) WITH THE PRETTY COLORS CAUSE I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WOULD HAVE SATAN AND HIS SNEK AND DONKEY IN THEIR DIVISION. I love how on this subreddit you can go to any given comment thread and find some idiot with a zuckers flair talking about rooster. Every zuckers fan would let rooster shit in their cereal every morning for a FORTNIGHT just to suckle one of his ring fingers. and I just KNOW that they're reading this right now, because they infest cool guy threads like a ganon of leeches, and halfway through skimming it with their limited reading skills they realize they have an erection, so they ctrl+shift+n and search Tom Pearl feet until they bust a nut onto the keyboard, posting comments like "do one with a sign faggot" or just "good" because they still have Tom Pearls in their mouth.
They say don't cheer for injuries. Fuck that. I hope FatMoFat gets hit by a black dick. I don’t give a shit about his bitch ass prolapse. He'll be screaming at one of his fellow zuckers who works day in and day out for him, because team pus is only up 33 points , and some insane fan will just lose it and prison shank him 3 times, and then once more for good measure. And I'll watch that shit on his twitter for the rest of my life. I'll be there at his funeral to comfort his family with hors d'oeuvres but when it's my turn to sprinkle dirt on his coffin I'll drop a picture of Sprinkles instead. And when security drags me out for causing a rumpus I'll just laugh and laugh, because I know that I hired the insane fan to do it. It was my plan all along. All I had to do was promise him the chance to wear step FatMoFats skin. Oh, you thought the funeral was closed casket out of respect? No, no my friend. His SKIN is gone. Where is it now, you ask? It's been... distributed. A small bribe to the chef was all it took. And now MegaFAGGOT is wondering why her pig in a blanket has the faint taste of her cousin’s ice cream, and the tears begin again as my laughter drowns out the wind and the rain. And the world keeps spinning. I am home now. Some days are good. Some days aren't. All I can do is live what life my freak porn has left me.
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Vetmakodragon
They probably aren't even gay. They just pity themselves enough that they feel that they have something in common.
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Looks like it would be safer inserting my dick inside a badger set than it would her mouth.
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It's essential that when a fat dyke falls down, that you point, and laugh as loud as you can.
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I am changing my vote after months of intense inward meditation... This is a good post, and doubly good because Barret and I look alike so, self burn
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Hmm... but then I just admitted I look kinda like Barret, reverse self burn
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When MegaFaggots get together....magic happens.