MegaFaggot Goes To MegaFaggot-Con

When MegaFaggots get together....magic happens.

Points: 16

by Barret

Submitted on Jul 3, 2018

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  FredGspotSanford

  I'm going to open up an FDS booth there and make $$$$$$$

  
  

  #18966
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Son of a BITCH do I hate Zuckers. I know most everyone does but for me it goes much deeper than that. I am beyond hate. 4 straight meme threads. 4 straight meme threads have I put up with the zuckers and their nonstop zucker comments. I have had to watch bumford eat his fucking turds for the past half decade. My friend is a Stray Crayon fan, he says "Oh yEaH I HatE tHe zuckers tOo BrO" and I say You dumb bitch. Shut the fuck up with your dumb bullshit. We have to read their comments FOUR TIMES A DAY, EVERY DAY, MINIMUM. and he says "yeah but" and I can't even hear him because at this point I'm thinking about that youtube thumbnail of baby faced, chewing on his mouth guard, cocky little fuck fatmofat when he dad dicked him and he bragged about it and there is blood in my ears and hate in my heart. FUCK.

  And don't even get me started on their fans. One of my "friends" is a zuckers and a Heaven666 fan. THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE COASTS YOU FUCK. And he has the nerve to call me out for being a Butthole and a Freakporn fan. LA (louisiana) DIDN'T HAVE A SHOCK SITE TEAM WHEN I STARTED SURFING THE INTERNET, YOU STUPID BITCH. I CHOSE THE TEAM (team puke) WITH THE PRETTY COLORS CAUSE I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WOULD HAVE SATAN AND HIS SNEK AND DONKEY IN THEIR DIVISION. I love how on this subreddit you can go to any given comment thread and find some idiot with a zuckers flair talking about rooster. Every zuckers fan would let rooster shit in their cereal every morning for a FORTNIGHT just to suckle one of his ring fingers. and I just KNOW that they're reading this right now, because they infest cool guy threads like a ganon of leeches, and halfway through skimming it with their limited reading skills they realize they have an erection, so they ctrl+shift+n and search Tom Pearl feet until they bust a nut onto the keyboard, posting comments like "do one with a sign faggot" or just "good" because they still have Tom Pearls in their mouth.

  They say don't cheer for injuries. Fuck that. I hope FatMoFat gets hit by a black dick. I don’t give a shit about his bitch ass prolapse. He'll be screaming at one of his fellow zuckers who works day in and day out for him, because team pus is only up 33 points , and some insane fan will just lose it and prison shank him 3 times, and then once more for good measure. And I'll watch that shit on his twitter for the rest of my life. I'll be there at his funeral to comfort his family with hors d'oeuvres but when it's my turn to sprinkle dirt on his coffin I'll drop a picture of Sprinkles instead. And when security drags me out for causing a rumpus I'll just laugh and laugh, because I know that I hired the insane fan to do it. It was my plan all along. All I had to do was promise him the chance to wear step FatMoFats skin. Oh, you thought the funeral was closed casket out of respect? No, no my friend. His SKIN is gone. Where is it now, you ask? It's been... distributed. A small bribe to the chef was all it took. And now MegaFAGGOT is wondering why her pig in a blanket has the faint taste of her cousin’s ice cream, and the tears begin again as my laughter drowns out the wind and the rain. And the world keeps spinning. I am home now. Some days are good. Some days aren't. All I can do is live what life my freak porn has left me.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Bwaaahaa haa. I can read about fatmofat getting shanked all day.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  go fight a bear barret

  
  

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  severum

  Barret, tell us how you really feel.

  
  

  #62522
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  Cocaine rant

  
  

  #62523
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  ^ irony

  
  

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  Zucker

  Sinaitis

  I see Barrel hasn't changed 1 bit

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  who the fuck are you?

  
  

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  severum

  Og Muchoer.

  
  

  #62529
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  so unfunny and uncool

  
  

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  Zucker

  Mick420

  This site is ^

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  you really did a 180 huh

  
  

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  Barret

  July 3 should be national hate on zuckers day.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  and the 4th

  
  

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  Zucker

  Mick420

  The 4th is the 4th random cock shoved in your mom on conception day...who's your daddy???

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Who the fuck is over feeding these retarded boot faced rug munchers?

  Flapping off their fat feminist jaws.

  Errrrr you just gender identifyed me and my fem eating. They need cattle prodded into oblivion.

  
  

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  Barret

  Best rooster comment all day.

  
  

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  Barret

  They need cattle prodded into oblivion.

  - "Tigeriger" 2018.

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  lol

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  those fucking gay retards

  
  

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  makodragon

  They probably aren't even gay. They just pity themselves enough that they feel that they have something in common.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you're just hoping the chubby in the wheelchair will have sex with you. its ok dude I get that feeling quite often

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  The feeling of wanting to peg mako ?

  
  

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  makodragon

  Looks like it would be safer inserting my dick inside a badger set than it would her mouth.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  So it's Zoophilia now?

  
  

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  makodragon

  Does it help that I am on all levels except physical, a badger?

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Giggles' spirit animal is that Dolphin-pleasuring fish.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  reluctant participant

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  rape victim

  
  

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  Rooster65

  It's essential that when a fat dyke falls down, that you point, and laugh as loud as you can.

  
  

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  JordanSimms

  Boo hoo, why doesn't the world revolve around me??

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  It does. Her gravity is pretty strong.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fuck this thread has good comments

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I'm not even going to upvote this as a joke, fuck you, you stupid fuck

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Punk ass bitch ass Zucker

  
  

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  Barret

  When you let Buzzfeed film you, you loose any right to privacy.

  
  

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  Barret

  Its ok, Zucker votes are like no votes anyway.

  
  

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  Bono

  Barret once again establishes himself as the dominant force among MZ's fats

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  So that faggot gets his own convention

  
  

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  Barret

  lol

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I am changing my vote after months of intense inward meditation... This is a good post, and doubly good because Barret and I look alike so, self burn

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Hmm... but then I just admitted I look kinda like Barret, reverse self burn

  
  

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  Barret

  I don't really see the resemblance, we only look alike in the sense that we're both fat and gross.

  
  

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  bamford

  made me lol like new. :)

  
  

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