Under Pressure

Back in April ~ August 2021, while I was still drinking, I discovered I could record sounds on my phone. So, for that period, I tried never to miss a fart. This, gentlemen, is the result. Spliced into one.

It gets a bit feint, for a minute, at a couple of points. 'Audacity's fault. Not my bowels. Stick with it though as the ending is a real reprise.

Headphones on, gentlemen. Volume up. Here we go.

Mucho User Dogs
by Dogs
Submitted on Sep 19, 2026Muchoers Gone Wild
Points: 3
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Tags:Farts

13 Comments

  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I don't believe you at all, but the story sells it.

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    #180601
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    1. If this story is true, its an impressive human feat.

    2. I was somewhat drunk last night, consumed a lot of dodgy trash, and now woke up with the shits. Listening to this is physically hurting me.

    3. I'm Barret so its my obligation to analyze every second of this.

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    #180621
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    5:16 was probably my favorite. That one had real soul behind it. Like your asshole was sick of being abused and was crying out in pain. 10/10.

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    #180623
    Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    >>c180623

    I just tried 5:16. Couldn't get much from this end. Put my hearing aid in and found I thoroughly liked from there on in though.

    Dunno what 180619's about? I had it on an audio file. Wouldn't take here. So I put it on vid.

    I remember the night I emailed my boss. Yelling that I was a living legend ~ and that I'd just shit all over my phone! :D Halcyon days.

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    #180641
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c180641

    1. How up in age are you these days?

    2. Don't worry about it.

    3. Mick420 would like a word about his drugs you're taking.

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    #180642
    Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    >>c180642

    How old am I? Can't remember. Late sixties? Born last day of '57. What's that make me? I can't count. The three F's have gazed upon my comely visage, over on Discord.

    Only drugs I take now is Vimovo. Jacked everything else. Saves me K's. Which I now spend on chickens ;)

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    #180667
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Dogs was doing a lot of work to not say 69

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    #182173
  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    only 7 mins and 47 seconds of you blowin ass?.. lightweight

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    #180626
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Analyzed this twice now, and didn't fall for your rouse.

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    #180635