4am in the eggs household

I'll try better next time

Points: 21

by Freeeggs

Submitted on Mar 28, 2019

Muchoers Gone Wild

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  Vet

  Barret

  .........dude.

  I think you're supposed to put the egg on top.

  
  

  #29813
  

  Vet

  Barret

  American vasectomies look harsh

  
  

  #61439
  

  Vet

  Bono

  https://muchozucko.com/6507/DIY-Penectomy

  
  

  #61440
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Don't think you're supposed to hard boil it first.

  
  

  #61443
  

  Vet

  severum

  Dude, I think you're supposed to hard boil your dick first.

  
  

  #61517
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks sev

  
  

  #61518
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I think that was hard boiled

  
  

  #61520
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Attempted eggbortion

  
  

  #29820
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Have your boyfriend hold it next time

  
  

  #29821
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  She’s at work and doesn’t realize I have an egg fetish.

  
  

  #61449
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  So many signs too... poor girl..

  
  

  #61450
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Ah so your boyfriend is a lady boy. Hey Barret, got one for you.

  
  

  #61451
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Might as well be

  
  

  #61452
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Fetish or good weed?

  
  

  #61453
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Sometimes I’ll have her sit on my lap while we’re naked so it looks like she has a dick. I get a good chuckle out of it

  
  

  #61454
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  LOL

  
  

  #61455
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  I dig that avatar bitch.

  
  

  #61456
  

  Vet

  Barret

  That's a funny joke JS, where do you come up with this shit?

  
  

  #61457
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Let's be honest, this entire thread is tained by FreeEggs, the Zucker scum

  
  

  #61458
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE SO FAHNY JOKE

  
  

  #61459
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  New inside joke idea:

  FreeEggs has 2 penises, but because of a monkey's paw wish, we can only see 1 at a time, and he is always desperately trying to trick the magical spell to show us both in the same video.

  
  

  #61460
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Zucker jokes lost all its appeal the moment mf graduated.

  
  

  #61461
  

  Vet

  Barret

  In all fairness MF earned vet ages ago, Bono should just add some more ranks, because I'm bored and it will make mz 0.5% more fun.

  
  

  #61462
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i don't know if i like this power creep... to sate our bloodlust freenigs will probably have grown a mythical 3rd cock by summer

  
  

  #61463
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Stop being gay, he'll just grow a pussy.

  
  

  #61464
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I’d be fine with that

  
  

  #61465
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I'm so bored right now that I'm trolling anime groups.

  
  

  #61466
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you ARE an animu group

  
  

  #61467
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Next time I’m not

  Going to use the pointy side

  Of the meat tenderizer. It actually still hurts

  
  

  #29826
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Next time smash your eggs like this

  https://muchozucko.com/5643/Meat-Hammer

  
  

  #61498
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  No bush?

  
  

  #29834
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  https://i.imgur.com/FiIXKrZ.jpg

  
  

  #61503
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Mad bush

  
  

  #61515
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Silly jew

  
  

  #29839
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Did you record that with an 8mm recorder? it sounds like it.

  
  

  #29840
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  +1 for tags

  
  

  #29846
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  use a sickle next time.

  
  

  #61549
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  Next time us3 a mayo lid the egg wont move so much.

  
  

  #29847
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Specifically mayo or?...

  
  

  #61554
  

  Vet

  severum

  Fucking Saran Wrap it to your junk, fuck.

  
  

  #61555