4am in the eggs household

I'll try better next time

Submitted on Mar 28, 2019Muchoers Gone Wild

Points: 21

Tags:Lol

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Barret
.........dude.
I think you're supposed to put the egg on top.
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#298137 years ago
Vet
Barret
American vasectomies look harsh
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#1614397 years ago
Vet
Bono
https://muchozucko.com/6507/DIY-Penectomy
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#1614407 years ago
Vet
Rooster65
Don't think you're supposed to hard boil it first.
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#1614437 years ago
Vet
severum
Dude, I think you're supposed to hard boil your dick first.
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#1615177 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks sev
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#1615187 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
I think that was hard boiled
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#1615207 years ago
Zucker
JordanSimms
Attempted eggbortion
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#298207 years ago
Zucker
JordanSimms
Have your boyfriend hold it next time
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#298217 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
She’s at work and doesn’t realize I have an egg fetish.
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#1614497 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
So many signs too... poor girl..
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#1614507 years ago
Zucker
JordanSimms
Ah so your boyfriend is a lady boy. Hey Barret, got one for you.
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#1614517 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
Might as well be
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#1614527 years ago
Zucker
JordanSimms
Fetish or good weed?
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#1614537 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
Sometimes I’ll have her sit on my lap while we’re naked so it looks like she has a dick. I get a good chuckle out of it
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#1614547 years ago
Zucker
JordanSimms
LOL
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#1614557 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
I dig that avatar bitch.
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#1614567 years ago
Vet
Barret
That's a funny joke JS, where do you come up with this shit?
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#1614577 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
Let's be honest, this entire thread is tained by FreeEggs, the Zucker scum
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#1614587 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE SO FAHNY JOKE
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#1614597 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
New inside joke idea:
FreeEggs has 2 penises, but because of a monkey's paw wish, we can only see 1 at a time, and he is always desperately trying to trick the magical spell to show us both in the same video.
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#1614607 years ago
Vet
Barret
Zucker jokes lost all its appeal the moment mf graduated.
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#1614617 years ago
Vet
Barret
In all fairness MF earned vet ages ago, Bono should just add some more ranks, because I'm bored and it will make mz 0.5% more fun.
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#1614627 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
i don't know if i like this power creep... to sate our bloodlust freenigs will probably have grown a mythical 3rd cock by summer
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#1614637 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
Stop being gay, he'll just grow a pussy.
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#1614647 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
I’d be fine with that
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#1614657 years ago
Vet
Barret
I'm so bored right now that I'm trolling anime groups.
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#1614667 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
you ARE an animu group
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#1614677 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
Next time I’m not Going to use the pointy side Of the meat tenderizer. It actually still hurts
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#298267 years ago
Vet
Tigeriger
Next time smash your eggs like this
https://muchozucko.com/5643/Meat-Hammer
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#1614987 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
No bush?
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#298347 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
https://i.imgur.com/FiIXKrZ.jpg
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#1615037 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
Mad bush
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#1615157 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
Silly jew
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#298397 years ago
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T0llb00thwillie
Did you record that with an 8mm recorder? it sounds like it.
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#298407 years ago
Zucker
bamford
+1 for tags
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#298467 years ago
Zucker
bamford
use a sickle next time.
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#1615497 years ago
Zucker
Oster
Next time us3 a mayo lid the egg wont move so much.
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#298477 years ago
Zucker
Freeeggs
Specifically mayo or?...
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#1615547 years ago
Vet
severum
Fucking Saran Wrap it to your junk, fuck.
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#1615557 years ago