DIY Penectomy

Imagine cutting off your own dick and still being gay for it.

Points: 24

by Bono

Submitted on Mar 28, 2019

Freak Porn

Tags: penectomy gay shit thanks 4chan very cool hipcrime pain olympics
44 comments

Zucker

Freeeggs

And for my next trick....

#29814

Vet

BILLYMAYSHERE

you'll make that champagne cork disappear forever?

#61469

Zucker

Freeeggs

Yes

#61471

Vet

CUNT

WTF

#29816

Vet

FredGspotSanford

He looks much better when he wears his trucker hat

#61483

Vet

CUNT

Bet he can't do it again...

#29817

Vet

Rooster65

WHY? Hope he gets an erection when they remove the tournequet off and bleeds to death. Shallow up the gene pool.

#29818

Zucker

Freeeggs

Gangrene and some more amputations would be more appropriate in this situation. Maybe it will go into his ass and he has to have his sphincter removed

#61446

Vet

Barret

Imagine going through all that and realizing you fucked up the audio.

#29819

Vet

Barret

Ok I'm with the New Zealanders now, shut down the entire internet.

#61448

Vet

BILLYMAYSHERE

you jest..but part of me would support such a move

#61470

Vet

Barret

If we survived the first 2 weeks of withdrawal symptoms, it would make the world a better place.

#61472

Vet

Tigeriger

Analogue porn??? Like them old vhs tapes and magazines??? Fuck that.

#61499

Vet

glandmilker

I think removing some ribs would be a better option

#29824

Zucker

Freeeggs

Yoga

#61468

Zucker

DrGiggles

Glandmilker like the Prince way of self-felatio

#61481

Zucker

DrGiggles

Is part of this already here

#29830

Zucker

DrGiggles

Technically he didn't Do It Yourself.... he got somebody else to do it

#29832

Vet

Barret

Doctor Giggles is correct, the title should be corrected to reflect what really happened.

#61487

Zucker

TheDudeAbides

That's not a very nemisising comment.

#61494

Vet

CartersBird

Nemissory.

#61500

Vet

Barret

Just because he's my nemesis doesn't mean we can't be friends and talk nicey nicey to eachother.

#61505

Vet

Barret

Also, how can we trust Bono to run this site correctly when he can't even get a simple thing like a title correctly?

#61507

Vet

FredGspotSanford

And he prances around with a white phone

#61508

Vet

Bono

Okay fine, I'm shutting down MZ when I get home today

#61510

Vet

Rooster65

Fake News.

#61511

Vet

truckerhatjones the Golden

please be joking

#61512

Zucker

DrGiggles

Did he get home yet ?

#61531

Vet

Bono

Yeah, get your laughs out now. In approximately 1 hour 10 minutes MuchoZucko is going away.

#61532

Vet

severum

user:severum gets strapped in for final extreme mucho experienco

http://i.imgur.com/i3Kyipq.jpg

#61533

Vet

Bono

Wish I could help it, but the order came from Barret

#61536

Vet

megaFAGGOT

Would you kindly shut the fuck up with your inside jokes?

#61537

Vet

Barret

It was fun, but we made a deal the site would only run until MF hit vet.

#61538

Vet

Bono

Look.. I don't pay the Indian programmers, Barret does. I'm just here to hit the switches.

#61539

Vet

megaFAGGOT

Whatever you just put on this website for the last 15 minutes, never do it again

#61540

Vet

Barret

Maybe if you guys subbed more freak porn, this kind of thing wouldn't happen.

#61541

Vet

severum

I think you guys broke the site.

#61542

Vet

megaFAGGOT

It was just Jrob shops and music forever

#61543

Vet

severum

http://i.imgur.com/Kw19im4.jpg

#61544

Vet

severum

The toggle doesn't work. Blue screen is stretched. Newest submissions category doesn't work. I can only reply or even look at a sub if my phone is sideways.

#61545

Zucker

bamford

what the fuck?

#61546

Zucker

bamford

looks like your phone has pissbrain, try clearing cache and pray it works like when they drain blood from aids patients.

#61547