DIY Penectomy

Imagine cutting off your own dick and still being gay for it.

Mucho User Bono
by Bono
Submitted on Mar 28, 2019Freak Porn
Points: 24
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Tags:penectomygay shitthanks 4chan very coolhipcrimepain olympics

44 Comments

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  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    Bet he can't do it again...

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    WHY? Hope he gets an erection when they remove the tournequet off and bleeds to death. Shallow up the gene pool.

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    Mucho User FreeeggsZucker

    Freeeggs

    Gangrene and some more amputations would be more appropriate in this situation. Maybe it will go into his ass and he has to have his sphincter removed

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Imagine going through all that and realizing you fucked up the audio.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ok I'm with the New Zealanders now, shut down the entire internet.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If we survived the first 2 weeks of withdrawal symptoms, it would make the world a better place.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Analogue porn??? Like them old vhs tapes and magazines??? Fuck that.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    I think removing some ribs would be a better option

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Glandmilker like the Prince way of self-felatio

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Technically he didn't Do It Yourself.... he got somebody else to do it

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Doctor Giggles is correct, the title should be corrected to reflect what really happened.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Just because he's my nemesis doesn't mean we can't be friends and talk nicey nicey to eachother.

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    #161505
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Also, how can we trust Bono to run this site correctly when he can't even get a simple thing like a title correctly?

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    #161507
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Okay fine, I'm shutting down MZ when I get home today

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    #161510
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yeah, get your laughs out now. In approximately 1 hour 10 minutes MuchoZucko is going away.

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    #161532
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Wish I could help it, but the order came from Barret

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    #161536
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Would you kindly shut the fuck up with your inside jokes?

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    #161537
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It was fun, but we made a deal the site would only run until MF hit vet.

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    #161538
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Look.. I don't pay the Indian programmers, Barret does. I'm just here to hit the switches.

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    #161539
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Whatever you just put on this website for the last 15 minutes, never do it again

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Maybe if you guys subbed more freak porn, this kind of thing wouldn't happen.

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    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    I think you guys broke the site.

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    #161542
    Mucho User severumVet

    severum

    The toggle doesn't work. Blue screen is stretched. Newest submissions category doesn't work. I can only reply or even look at a sub if my phone is sideways.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    looks like your phone has pissbrain, try clearing cache and pray it works like when they drain blood from aids patients.

    Like0STFU0
    #161547