Friday Meme Thread #24
Great work Boner
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CartersBird
Okay...https://muchozucko.com/4814/Friday-Meme-Thread-24#40001
How is that a meme? It's just a thing that happened over a picture of some dyke.
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CartersBird
A fine meme thread by any measure. Let's see if the day brings out the other dank faggots.
Barret
For some reason I can't upload anything and my net barely works, maybe later...Its like being back in Thailand.
makodragon
If you're having problems, bitch at the thing the other side of the glory-hole you're at next. Chances are...
CartersBird
BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT BONO FIX IT
Barret
For some reason it takes 2 seconds to upload a video, then it freezes for minutes while trying to select thumbnail. But my net is wonky at the moment, maybe its the light breeze outside.
Bono
Selecting a thumbnail isn't even... it doesn't use internet.It selects the frame on your video and applies it to an HTML canvas. It's 100% client side.
FlashGordon fucks himself
Yeah it freezes at the thumbnail page after hitting save. I tried 2 other browsers and it did the same thing. I wonder...
Barret
Wait, did Bono just pull a "Its on your end" when its really his fault? He becomes more Yakish every day.
Barret
I think he said something one time about the thumbnail selection thingy popping up before the video is done processing completely, so you may have to wait for that to happen. Maybe. I dunno. Maybe I'm just making things up or remembering it wrong.Barret Mod reporting for duty!
Bono
It CAN take awhile after you hit save. It's generating an image based on your thumbnail selection, saving it to a file server, and propagating it to the CDN. If your video resolution is super high or your connection is shitty, it can stall...Lemme smang it
Bono
Well basically, if you're in the UK or Australia, or some shitty 3rd-tier state like Indiana, your connection is less important to the server
FlashGordon fucks himself
Its a pretty low resolution video so... I've hit save, gone and did something, come back and an hour or so later it still hasn't gone anywhere. This must be fixed
Bono
If it is to be fixed, I need a screenshot or other diagnostic information. MZ's been around a year with mostly good feedback my nigger
Barret
Bono is pretty good at fixing these things fast, sometimes.Fix my indexing nigger.
Bono
The server doesn't even exist. The server is a pool of virtual machines that is restarted and debugged weekly. The content is distributed to a worldwide CDN that delivers quality freakporn to the far reaches of the planet fucking Earth even when your connection is so shitty that Facebook and Pornhub fail to load.Barret, Oster, other fags... tell him of my greatness
Bono
I do see a handful of failed subs on your account gordonfag... they are technically uploaded, just not submitted. Want me to push them through?
Bono
Honestly, at this point I am willing to accept that FlashGordon is just a splintered personality from Whunu or Macheesemo, who knows how to push buttons but is less of a faggot so his existence is accepted.
Barret
Its true... I was staying in Thailand, in some shitty cheap condo. The internet was so horrible, i couldn't watch anything on pornhub, youtube mostly didn't work, just loading a page on Facebook was a challenge. Yet somehow I could use MZ just fine, watch videos most of the time, and even upload sometimes.According to some people, these are all lies, but those people are faggots.
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CartersBird
I am torn ... Spongebob is arguably the most meme-worthy TV show of all time, along with the Simpsons. So many suggestive screenshots, captions, gifs, and everyone knows the show.But do Spongebob memes belong on MZ...? Hmmm...
Barret
Any meme can be funny on mz, empathizes on CAN. Can't just slap spongebob on something and then suddenly it becomes funny. What I'm saying is most of the spongebob memes so far aren't funny.
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Bono
GayStrayons signed up in droves thanks to an unnamed dairy-themed supervillain.I was also shamelessly plugging in a couple other sites, manually. Now traffic just glides in from Reddit and other places. Less frequent signups but much more organic.
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Tigeriger
Thanks bro. Kinda went wrong a bit, I’ll have to work out how to do it properly.
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Barret
If I had to pick one, it would be CB I guess. Not because I think he'd be a good mod, but he seems the least evil.
Bono
I'll say it right now. The qualifications for modship are as follows:- We have seen your face with sign or audio.
- You aren't a tremendous faggot.
- Good OC helps.
Barret
Yeah was thinking that maybe an anonymous mod wouldn't be the best choice. Lets give it another year and see if someone pops up.
Bono
Yeah Mako Mako.I dunno... we haven't seen his face, he's from New York, he types like he has autism.
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TheDudeAbides
I never could get sex appeal up. I think it was regional... so a cowboy hat would bring it down around your gang, but up around country sluts... by about 1%.The only thing that really affected it was which car you just stepped out of.