Documentary: Whatever Happened To Tom Pearl?

You're gonna want to strap in for this, it gets rough. Some of us are even in there. From youtuber Sergeant Greasemixer and his video "Basketcase - Overthink Gaming and Tom Pearl".


Submitted on Sep 3, 2026NSFL
Points: 13


  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    how do you get ZOOKO from ZUCKO?.. and MACK-0 from Mako?

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    #178371
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Bono IS Tom Pearl..... shit eating fuck

    Like0STFU1
    #178373
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178389

    Yes, was posted in 2022 I think. I put in the first and last 10 seconds while editing out the other stuff. The video was twice as long and half of it was some nonsense dramatuber thing.

    Tom Pearl has had a popularity rise lately so you can see clips of him all over tiktok

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    #178397
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178397

    Its unclear if he's still alive. Saw a more recent clip of Tom but pretty sure it was just AI

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    #178399
  • Mucho User ScarletCrusaderZucker

    ScarletCrusader

    God this dude is the most abhorrent degenerate i've ever seen. I hated seeing him everywhere, I really hope he got some really bad infection and had a painful death

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    #178432
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    also not forgetting that he bullied Bono.

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    #178433
    Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    I've never heard of this 'motivational speaker'. But, the drum maker must get some shit.

    Mako, at 13:00. School lunch box. LMFAO! :D

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    #178445
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    Hello Fries. Use the right fuckin handle. Also, Drumslut bullied nobody.

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    #178450
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178496

    How are you fucking up replying this bad? Didn't you used to be an IT guy?

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    #178561
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    It’s all I ever have been. Just because I don’t reply directly to you, doesn’t mean you aren’t a gimp. It can be considered a generic fuck off. Suck my dick. >>c178561

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    #178562
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178562

    Hitting the reply button inserts the comments ID and then a newline.

    You are manually fucking up every single post on purpose as performance art.

    Like0STFU0
    #178564
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    Not for me, dummy. It’s exactly as you see here. Therefore, by extension, I’ll continue to do this.>>c178564

    Like0STFU0
    #178565
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    Ah, but if i refresh the page and reply back to you again, it doesn’t work. Enjoy>>c178564

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    #178567
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178568

    Good. Been trying to tell him everything is fucked but he just won't listen

    Like0STFU1
    #178573
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178573

    Don't listen to Barret he's trying to get you all to bully me as a team building exercise

    Then when I kill myself he'll inherit MZ

    Like2STFU0
    #178575
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Iirc Cap is an Apple Fag so maybe something going on there. Will look into it.

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    #178576
    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c178576

    i dont think so amigo.. he might own one but that would be news to me.. if he does, it's probably a Lisa

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    #178581
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    His emails always contain those faggy iPhone quote marks

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    #178591
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    I use both. This happens to be my iPad. I also have 8 servers here in the house. >>c178591

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    #178615
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I swear to god if this isn't a bit

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    #178616
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    If *everything* was vibe coded, Claude wouldn't have missed a glaring iPhone error.

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    #178617
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    @Kirk do a hard refresh and try again?

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    #178619
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Don't make me actually touch my 17E

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    #178656
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm sorry that was mean. I meant someone else then bono

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    #178675
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    >>c178681

    Barrel doesn’t use the pussy button.

    And this worked. Also, crlf should be one line, not two.

    One

    not

    two

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    #178686
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    >>c178686

    Also, on the iGay the Post a comment button on the lower right, the arrow isn’t bold enough. It looks like a ‘1’.

    One line

    feed.

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    #178687
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178686

    THAT'S WHAT I BEEN SAYING

    Barret insists hitting enter twice to start a new paragraph is too much work

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    #178688
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I complained to Bono about how linebreaks worked and he made it twice as bad in the other direction. Gave up. There's only so much I can do

    Like0STFU1
    #178691
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Explain how linebreaks worked. Do it, I double dog dare you

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    #178692
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178695

    Bono is a faggot nigger.

    Look a whole new sentence.

    Shit its a new paragraph.

    I didn't ask for that!

    Stupid faggot nigger.

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    #178696
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Just shift enter, what the fuck

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    #178698
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm taking crazy pills

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    #178699
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178688

    Normal sites let you hit enter to start a new sentence. Twice for new paragraphs. Why can't you just be normal!

    Shift enter or ctrl enter to post.

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    #178700
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178700

    NO ONE HAS EVER USED CTRL ENTER TO POST

    IT'S TAB

    TAB ENTER

    At this point you're just complaining about line height. I'm gonna kick my small dogs.

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    #178703
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Like you couldn't even vibe code this. AI would read what you're saying and tell you to kill yourself

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    #178704
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    In fact let me ask ChatGPT

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    #178705
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Meh I would but I'm deploying Kirk's wonderful and well-described changes

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    #178706
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    What can I say, line height is important.

    I didn't even complain about how the empty space are way too many pixels in the chat box yet

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    #178707
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178709

    Grok gave me such a long fence sitting explanation of how everyone has a point.

    Asked it who the bigger faggot was and it was clearly Bono. Apparently I was second place though, clearly something is wrong with Grok's programming.

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    #178710
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c178710

    The fuck. Even when Shift+Entering, it doesn't start a new line. Never seen a site where you can't start a new line before.

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    #178711
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Search is also gay. If you search Mud, a sub named Mudbath doesn't show up. You have to get the whole word exactly correct. Terrible.

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    #178738
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    >>c178740

    Gay.

    Enter should be a single line feed. Not two. WTF. And Shift-enter is also gay.

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    #178813
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    Funny, replying to barrel shows up like this. Consistency is scientific. Non-consistency is vibe coding. You fuck.>>c178738

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    #178814
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You know what fuck it, Kirk's dumbass replies will just be a site gimmick like Boxlightener

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    #178818
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Wait, argue with me about what? I'm fully in agreement with Kirk. He's just repeating the same things I was complaining about.

    I didn't tell Bono to make things like this.

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    #178824
    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    Also, just for completeness. I see the comment #000000 format in the comments, why not have that when replying with the link to it be #000000 instead of that “c”<number> format? Or is that a search parm? >>c178817

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    #178825
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c178829

    Im pretty sure kirk is fucking with both of you. Which is pretty damn funny.

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    #178831
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178825

    In MZ classic, "parent" and "child" comments were saved in their own tables. That carried over. Thus the leading letter.

    Like0STFU0
    #178834
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I was mimicking MS which was unique in its format. It wasn't exactly a forum and it didn't have threaded discussion & replies like Reddit or similar

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    #178835
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Anyway IT fag... get Android

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    #178836
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Swell choice of profile pic

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    #178837
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178838

    Here's a bit of home cooking. Among the 400+ "remember us" email blasts I sent out, it made some exceptions. No banned, no unregistered, and no faggots. Guess who didn't get an email?

    TR is unique in his class. He is both boring as fuck and legitimately mentally ill. The only reason to include him here would be to inflate comment count and trick idiots into engaging with him. Too savvy m8

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    #178839
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c178841

    They probably interacted hundreds of times, but in the same way that a town guard in Skyrim interacts with a chicken

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    #178842
  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    This should be on Netflix.

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    #178994
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    What am I supposed to do with this 23 minute turd..?

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    #180505
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    and then thank me for being considerate of you

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    #180507
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c180751

    So from what I figured out, there is somehow ANOTHER Tom Pearl that also got busted for CP within 1 year of our Tom Pearl.

    Then there's also an actor.

    Cursed.

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    #180752
  • Mucho User jebkerman8Noob

    jebkerman8

    Looks like tom really thinks he could stop all the shit going around him. I kind of dont understand how doing things like deleting your accounts would stop people from making fun out of you. Although maybe they will just stfu and stop spam messaging you, but at the point you could've just turned your notifications off or something like that. Or when you decide to look at all that you get some kind of PTSD-attack?

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    #180847
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c180847

    Might be the anxiety of the feds breathing down his neck that made him do that. Although too late.

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    #180848
    Mucho User jebkerman8Noob

    jebkerman8

    >>c180848

    Looks like its true and probably is. Didnt thought of that. He already lives under a lot of restrictions, i bet he often violates them or did that in his past

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    #180849
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c180849

    yeah id give it a good 70% chance he's locked up for breaking terms of his whatever its called. He couldn't keep it in his pants

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    #180850
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    What's with l these new sign-ups being Pearlamaniacs?

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    #180852
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good people that can appreciate 23 minutes of quality youtube television.

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    #180854
  • Mucho User jebkerman8Noob

    jebkerman8

    Someone here has toms new phone number? He deactivated previous one and i didnt found shit on FDLE

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    #180896
    Mucho User weirdguy9568Noob

    weirdguy9568

    **Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.**

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    #180898