Butthole Thursday

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UUoodythe Junkyard Dog
Mirror, mirror on the floor,
Who's the biggest attention whore?
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
everything about this except the way you formatted the date, is literally perfect
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
much more firm and tan than i expected... he could be made into a nice couch
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
now he has bargaining chips if ever we request gooch and balls and such
makodragon
It's okay to be on love with another man's butthole these days. Just saiyan.
makodragon
jeez, who woulda known giggles was sitting on such a fine rump this whole time
makodragon
My only criticism is that I wish it was Tuesday so that your arse would replace the trannies. I like my faggotry good and old fashioned bumhole stye.
CartersBird
Seriously, did you get your mom's Bull to take this picture? Why is your ass so dark?
megaFAGGOT
Here I am waking up to find this lumpy butterscotch on /new and you make 50 comments trying to suck the shit out of it
TheDudeAbides
Why does it look like a glazed donut?
Why is THJ all over this post?
Why are you so t h i c c?
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
shit refreshes on its own now, maybe i'm not ready for this crazy high tech world. whats up guys??
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
just need Dr Giggles to move closer to me and I'll feel hole again
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
well tell him to shut it down, I saved the one post I needed
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
its a dark period. i barely want to know about it... fucked around on REDDIT for a few years, then they started shutting down all the stuff like WatchPeopleDie
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
I was in the discord for awhile but it was just the fuckmouths
Barret
So I was dating this 1 girl on and off for about 5 years. Broke up with her several times but did genuinely care about her. She was a good girl just stupid as fuck (they all are). We always ended up back together because we missed each other. Since I had spent all this time house training her, she had evolved to almost normal human levels of intellect. She could flush toilets, use the garbage bin correctly, even close the front door properly. Stuff that's really unthinkable for most Thai girls.
I had to go to the Philippines for a period so I could come back, for visa reasons (this is a whole other horrible story), and decided that I should just marry this girl when I come back. I'm never getting rid of her anyway, and whatever other reasoning I came to in my head. I just need to get back and surprise her by proposing to her.
Went back home to Thailand a few days earlier to surprise my girl. Got detained at the airport when I landed in Thailand, interrogated for hours because they didn't like my passport. "At least I'll never have to deal with this again once I marry my girl." After politely talking to the immigration guys for hours, they ended up letting me go, I was the only one that didn't get sent home. The other guys they got were mostly Asian and rude, so they Fd themselves over.
Its now late at night, got back to my room, opened up facebook to message my girl, realized that she had already broken up with me via a vague facebook post I saw by random luck. "What the fuck. Did not see that coming, lol".
I guess I just waiting a couple of weeks too long.
Fast forward a few months and she's already married to some British guy, probably some relative of giggles, that's even fatter then me. I think she had a type.
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
sorry to hear that, but it shouldnt feel like a swing and a miss. fast forward and how would it be talking to a foid every day? there is a reason a guy like you moves to Whoretown
Barret
Yeah there reasons I broke up with her so many times. I need my alone time or I'll go nuts. Ended up renting her a separate apartment and she'd visit 2-3 days a week. Which I think worked out much better. I'm not really built to be a full commitment kind of guy.
I remember my grandpa and his wife were the same, they both lived in separate houses until death, even though they were together for decades. Must run in the family.
BILLYMAYSHERE
How did I not know about your dickcord?.. I could have spent many hours insulting any and everyone in there..opportunity missed
BILLYMAYSHERE
perhaps i was there at one point.. but i might be cornfussed (channeling possum)
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
Moved from Nevada to Washington so the weather is nicer and less beaners
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
and one more just to make this most discussed you're welcome Giggles
truckerhatjonesthe Golden
lots of forest in the PNW, lots of rape cabins without the blue haired types
BILLYMAYSHERE
jesus christ what a fuckin shitheaded faggot .. fuckin empty headed mope cant even form a coherent thought.. keep talking borester.. you're sure to flatline this site before it even picks up any real steam.. something a shitstain cooler like you does without even breaking a sweat..why not fuck off back to toadster chat you feckless cunt
BILLYMAYSHERE
'hey marge, can you buy me a neat lego star wars deathstar set to play with?'
BILLYMAYSHERE
'herpa derpa i billd car from plastic brix' - leaky eyed & braindead slowster
BILLYMAYSHERE
oh no.. no no. i stole that gif.. uh oh, the tard police is gonna try and slap a wall smashing helmet on me
hope you're all happy now gays