glandmilker’s Comments

The crazed monkey is in the second act

His boots are full of piss and shit because he cant reach his zipper

Good god mother obviously the Postal Service Has made an error in their delivery. I must speak with them at once and call 911

Bathtub with no shower means tingle berries floating in your face

Its obvious the woman enjoyed it more than the guy

Has to be a 14" strapon , not black that would be disgusting

The Bono diet

They are quite symmetrical

He's been watching the real news

It always lands cheese side down

I walk just like that during the chafing season

Biggest Bot Fly I've ever seen

When the chef thinks spitting on your burger won't settle the score

Her response "Because Trumps a racist"

So proud of my little girl, I have to give all the credit to her mother

don't they have any cordless power equipment, they make the job less physically demanding

Police departments budget must be really tight

You can hear the camera girl flicking her sticky bean

still cant find his balls

Dads

Her barrels smell like rotten cheese and fish

insurance wont pay out for a totaled rear end

I hope they had it mounted

no visible boobs Gay

when you find one in the street they must have their shots within 30 days