Kid mail-ordered a giant bong. His mom saw the package and forced him to open it in front her of.

Proceeds to lie badly.

Mucho User CartersBird
Submitted on Jan 17, 2018Funny
Points: 14
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Tags:i didnt add the gay instagram caption or whateverbongmailkidmom

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  • Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Same reaction she had when he watched her open her double-ended dong

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  • Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    it was an Xbox... bo... remote..

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Is Dad's fault for giving him the password to the family's account.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I did not order that.

    Dude lies with the persuasive powers of a fucking 5 year old.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    Good god mother obviously the Postal Service Has made an error in their delivery. I must speak with them at once and call 911

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    good thing he didn't order a dildo

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Did that happen to you before?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    why are you telling me to stfu ... you mong

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    besides I don't have to open my parcels in front of anyone

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The Adventures of Young Boner

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I was never that much of a pothead

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    #119256