Kid mail-ordered a giant bong. His mom saw the package and forced him to open it in front her of.

Proceeds to lie badly.

Points: 14

by CartersBird

Submitted on Jan 17, 2018

Funny

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  FredGspotSanford

  Same reaction she had when he watched her open her double-ended dong

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  call me when they invent triple ended

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  what? frick! oh darn, not a bong!

  
  

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  bamford

  it was an Xbox... bo... remote..

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Is Dad's fault for giving him the password to the family's account.

  
  

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  makodragon

  I did not order that.

  Dude lies with the persuasive powers of a fucking 5 year old.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  Good god mother obviously the Postal Service Has made an error in their delivery. I must speak with them at once and call 911

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  good thing he didn't order a dildo

  
  

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  Oster

  Did that happen to you before?

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  why are you telling me to stfu ... you mong

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  besides I don't have to open my parcels in front of anyone

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  No one there, no one cares

  
  

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  Barret

  The Adventures of Young Boner

  
  

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  Bono

  I was never that much of a pothead

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i have seen these tags in perv spy so often i am beginning to think you did add the gay caption

  
  

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