glandmilker’s Comments

such a disappointment when she chickened out in the end

always wash your food before cooking

its how you sample the #10 special of the day

the husband loves covering that lip tattoo in jizz

So there is global warming

It looks like his buck teeth did come in handy

Convienate for fanning away noxious gasses

The same Mexican maid in all of them, or am I racist

Impressive to see on a truck, they manufacture them close by, not so fun being behind them on the road

the*

The gristle in meat

your mothers tits are like socks but that doesnt stop me from hitting it

They say this will cure a hangover if played at 120 db

I hope that poor bastard didnt cut his hand on that slick knife

The 75 year old driver was sitting down and could not see over the dash, he was also using his phone. said he probably should have been standing, according to the sheriff’s report, which noted he used a motorised scooter to get around on land.

Mine had braces on her legs she was easy to catch

I prefer them this way it makes finding them in your teeth a lot easier

If I was at the boob store I would buy :15

That will go to the "junk" bin

this is now the kiddie pool

The called 911 but they said it was a prank call

what do you mean, there's a foot and a half of vagina in there

Horse did a few warm-up reps so she wouldn't pull a hammy

He was just waiting for her to die so he could rape her,one more time

Do you have to empty a canister like on your vacuum cleaner