UUoody’s Comments

It's a lice comb.

Why did Leo bother to paint that stupid little bridge over her left shoulder?

So you want to be a landlord....seven words...... see cure it e de pause it

Wood eye!....hair lip.

Soak overnight in digitalis......right as rain in the morning.

Hey!.....I guess we ARE descended from apes. Neither of us likes hair in our food.

It's a Tom Swifty.....there's a zillion of 'em.

I love the way her tits swing around when she is being fucked.

She had to stop playing the guitar because her fingers are sore, she said fretfully.

"Iss not da speeeed, really, so much, I jus wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning, ya know?" https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2865aff8-50ee-406a-94cd-96cd10c6eabd

TOONS! https://youtu.be/_kXSp89tOXk

https://i.imgur.com/TtksQFR.jpg

Electric start bikes and automatic transmission cars for that dude from now on.

Triple bypass surgery by the time he's seven.

I didn't fuck that goat, said Fries sheepishly.

Mirror, mirror on the floor,

Who's the biggest attention whore?

Later that day....... https://i.imgur.com/CmoyrKu.jpg

Would peck her.

Fuck it....the boss is never wrong and it's a company truck.....so let's have some fun.

I wouldn't be here if I weren't messed up.

Here's your culprit. https://i.imgur.com/jZcJ7tw.jpg

Gonna need a bigger tractor

It started out as just another zit.

Even after "he" fucked her?

Come to think of it, I had an iceboat that wouldn't round up into the wind. Some scarry sailing at 60+ MPH headed for a rock strewn shore, turn the front runner and nothing happens. Iceboaters call it lee helm.