UUoody’s Comments

Is there anything sadder than a fat girl with the ability to gain weight everyplace except where it might do some good....her boobs?

How do we know it's a guy?

....and Bates College students

Grasp...no. Scared ....yes. I also remember Memorial Day 1945, just a few weeks after VE day. Best Memorial day parade ever.

My GPS is programmed to never leave Maine......that way there are no Mexicans or blacks.....except for Lewiston, but who the fuck would ever want to go to Lewiston.

I was expecting to see 12 soccer players and their coach come popping out of there.

Run in that direction, It has that much sought after Asian look.

Motivation....it's a great motivator.

Way to go, new guy! Just out of base curiosity, what is the recommended lube for a microphone?

The boots make the outfit, don't you think?

I remember when those bombs were dropped....the radio news and the photo coverage in Life magazine. It scared the crap out of me. I was four years old.

Nope....Bev Oda, Canadian House of Commons.

Aw....you tell all the guys that

https://i.imgur.com/ytC2Fan.jpg

I'd reply with a "Fuck Giggles" but that would be fraught with its own in-u-end-o problem.

Hard to do with a two inch dick.....ah what?

No.....UUoody has a woody.

It ran in his family https://youtu.be/DgAJT-1rOMc

I yell back "What do you think I'm trying to do?".

Well they do drink the blood of children..... ;)

Where's your sign, Simms?

I misspoke when I said she does nothing. She usually gets a cramp in one or both legs and starts screaming "Get off!".

I have heard the expression "Your ass sucks pond water", but I never thought it was actually possible.....until now.

To speak that fast one needs to also be able to think fast. Then again, it doesn't appear that much thinking went into his remarks.

Nice hat!