Wife Material

The perfect woman

Points: 16

by JordanSimms

Submitted on Aug 5, 2018

Freak Porn

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Good girl

  
  

  #20368
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  Where do you buy these, and how much?

  
  

  #20370
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Brick Dollbanger is a product tester for RealDoll

  https://youtu.be/nlMU61Pmkgk

  
  

  #39064
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg

  
  

  #39070
  
  
  

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  Vet

  makodragon

  The vagina entrance is anatomically erroneous. You'd think they would get that bit right.

  
  

  #20375
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  do you want yours to have a porch on it

  
  

  #39072
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Do you want yours to live under a bridge?

  
  

  #39073
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  We've seen what he wants

  
  

  #39074
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  that was just one night... I wouldn't want it permanently

  
  

  #39075
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  The Night of the York Troll

  
  

  #39076
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  I’m not sure it even achieves troll status. I’ve seen more attractive Uruk-hai

  
  

  #39078
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  If I wanted to fuck something that just lies there and does nothing, I could fuck my wife.....just sayin'.

  
  

  #20376
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I misspoke when I said she does nothing. She usually gets a cramp in one or both legs and starts screaming "Get off!".

  
  

  #39109
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  So you get off, right?

  
  

  #39115
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I yell back "What do you think I'm trying to do?".

  
  

  #39117
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  I want mine to Queef with anal prolapse

  
  

  #20379
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Nope. Can't wash dishes, or make me a sammich.

  
  

  #20393