UUoody’s Comments

If she gains some weight she will have room for "hock a loogie before entering".

Not coincidentally it's right next to Stain-forth and Hell-ifield

CB....go perch in the corner until we say you can come out and be with the adults again.

Asians have an inflated sense of asian cock size....apparently.

So white folk can't wear a costume to pretend to be black without being raciest. Then it would follow that a guy can't wear women's clothes and be a female impersonator with out being sexist. What's left for Halloween?.....Perhaps pretend to be a Downs 'tard.

Oh dear....full stop.

Sixty-four fucking degrees! I shoveled snow this morning and will be tomorrow also. You suck!

Women can pull off the freak look so much better than men.....

Fuck that....just get a can of tuna and a can opener.

I agree with "reduce, recycle, reuse" but that's going a tad too far.

I've been outed!

Let's see if they really land on their feet.

.....but this time HE was videoed by the opposition

So, all the time.....right?

I have a friend whose name is Johnny Fuckerfaster. His mother caught him and his girl friend doing the horizontal boogie. Mom yells in a scolding voice, Johnny Fuckerfaster! He says, shit mom I'm going as fast as I can.

There's never a seagull around when you need one.

What....is he going to do it again tomorrow?

That's for the next Dennis Rodman meeting.

That's what comes of hurrying to try to get ahead in his work.

If I end up in her nursing home, I'm going to pimp her out at $20 a pop.

Freddie, we're going to have to ask you to leave......but here's your money back, we don't want it.

All I see in that photo is tits.....perhaps it's just my perspective.

Pay him the five dollars plus a suitable tip.

I have a story?....fill me in.

Only if the balls touch