Fred Almost Busted

New truck ratting me out

Points: 22

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Mar 3, 2019

Muchoers Gone Wild

Tags: Wtf thanks Bono close Zucko before entering lucky Mrs. Sanford doing lipstick before seeing
34 comments

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  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Fucking technology.

  
  

  #28613
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  Literally.

  
  

  #58739
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Sixty-four fucking degrees! I shoveled snow this morning and will be tomorrow also. You suck!

  
  

  #28615
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I returned from a week of snow shoveling and cold (big bear) last Friday. Its why I got a new truck some dumbshit slid/sideswiped my old truck.

  
  

  #58706
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  64...but i swear it feels more like 71

  
  

  #58717
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  This muggy Hawaii weather sucks

  
  

  #58719
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  I know right it’s -10 here with a -30 wind chill. fuck you and your nice weather

  
  

  #58727
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Can you do a more depressing version of "Baby it's cold outside" for us?

  
  

  #58767
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  If I had a keyboard, yes

  
  

  #58789
  
  
  

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  CUNT

  Heh... betrayed by the damn radio. What next...

  
  

  #28621
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Ms.Turdskin, if you happen to ever read this.

  Fred sucks gay cocks.

  
  

  #28622
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Gay cocks are the way to go. Straight ones are all hairy and Fishy. Faggots are much more in tune with my needs.

  
  

  #58708
  

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  Barret

  I figured you were one of the picky one.

  
  

  #58709
  

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  Barret

  s

  
  

  #58710
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  How are Tranny Cocks, Barret?

  
  

  #58715
  

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  Barret

  Small

  
  

  #58720
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Feminine?

  
  

  #58721
  

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  Barret

  Usually very feminine.

  
  

  #58723
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Lucky

  
  

  #58724
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Very

  
  

  #58793
  
  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  god damn mehicans always buying chevys...you couldnt get an f150?

  
  

  #28628
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  My company has 20 F350s that spend too much time in the shop. My 07 NBS Silverado on 35's has had oil changes, batteries and a window switch.

  
  

  #58718
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Besides I love my Kenne Bell Mustang

  
  

  #58722
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  Can I send a bacon commercial to all of Europe

  
  

  #28648
  
  
  

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  JordanSimms

  Here's the exterior shot

  https://i.imgur.com/PRHrHc5.jpg

  
  

  #28650
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Fred and his Brother in law

  https://youtu.be/XIdtwKgjLPY

  
  

  #58786
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  "mrs sanford doing lipstick" but you have time to whip out a camera... you were alone in that truck just like in life

  
  

  #28656
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I've been outed

  
  

  #58792
  

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  severum

  "Honey why are you taking a picture of the....oh oh my"

  
  

  #58794
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  TA LOCA GUEY

  
  

  #58916
  

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  Bono

  Unpopular Opinion, I liked the George Lopez show.

  
  

  #58917
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  The daughter was hot. Call me Giggles the Pedo. UUoody liked the mother.

  
  

  #58918
  

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  Bono

  Angie was super fucking hot... the daughter probably grew up to be a fuckin smokeshow, but her acting was bad and the character was annoying

  
  

  #58919
  
  
  

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  Bono

  I was hoping to find something funnier in the reflection, maybe like a Charo face

  
  

  #28900