UUoody’s Comments
Good one!........made me choke on my rum.
Just one more reason not to touch the bed spread in a motel room.
Here it is......my uncle Fred used to do that to my dick all the time. https://i.imgur.com/h5XkMkE.jpg
If a kid jumps from a bridge, and nobody gives a fuck, does he still die?
You are welcome MD......tomorrow we'll be taking the WABAC machine to when you could get pulled over too drunk to walk, and the cop would let you drive home. https://i.imgur.com/9dQ2tyI.jpg
A Nazi both willy and crude,
Got a Jew into her servitude,
Said "you can be gassed,
Or have this up your ass,
But either way you are screwed".
I graduated from college in 1965, and although I never saw one of these in the work place, it was SOP to get more or less hammered at lunch.....especially Fridays. I worked in Park Square, Boston where my favorite gin mill was across from the office building. They had free sandwiches for all drinking lunch patrons.
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play today
Look at me, I can be center-field
I got it....I got it....I don't got it.
Is that a fishing for complements scam?
Keep wishing.....it ain't going to happen. The actual wall will be changed to a metaphorical wall IE: more border guards, cyanide tipped bullets and dogs with scary snarly teeth etc.
* UUoody hangs his in shame
Well.....yeah! But beyond being selective, I took them out of alphabetical order to make them sound more spontaneous. ;)
More whale ice https://i.imgur.com/AqcH8RU.jpg
This wall looks very Trumpesque.
I feel mistreated suffocated vegetated checkmated ovulated nauseated lubricated menstruated castrated stimulated degenerated salivated caffeinated obfuscated ulcerated emasculated disarticulated and incarcerated
"fucked up" = shitty
It's nice to see strippers actually practicing. I've seen too many that were trying to get along on raw talent.
Oh SNAP!
My breath is fully abated.
*fuck it
*lick it
That's good....that's her
The back story..... Some of us were enjoying a lovely brunch at an internet bar, and all of a sudden the pterodactyl swooped in and ruined all our fun. Jumped on my computer keys, up ended the table, made fun of Sky's new play and bit off Jewel's head. Oh nobody helped us, oh no, they were all too caught up in themselves. So I marched straight down stairs to talk to Tom, you know my friend Tom, Tom the owner and I said, "Tom are you aware of the situation developing upstairs in the patio?" He said, "if you mean the, the pterodactyl ruining everybody's fun, yes but there's nothing I can do." Well there's something I can do, I'm not going back.
And it's even happening at Daddy's. I was there last week when the stegosaurus arrived with her lip-syncing troupe of monitor lizards and bit off Jewel's hand. He'll never play piano like he used to..... And if I hadn't been passed out in pool of my own vomit, I'd have said something!
True story: I used to lift in an unused second floor bedroom, until I realized that if I dropped the bar it wouldn't stop before hitting the basement floor. I guess, as illustrated here, lifting makes one stupid.