Kid Jumps from Bridge

...and doesn't properly resurface.

Points: 15

by makodragon

Submitted on Sep 18, 2017

WTF

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  If a kid jumps from a bridge, and nobody gives a fuck, does he still die?

  
  

  #4217
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ask Makodragon , he loves those questions

  
  

  #7604
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  His organs got smooshed on impact. He's french so no big loss...

  
  

  #4218
  

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  Cigarmann

  But they make some very fine wine.....

  
  

  #7597
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Their snottiness is top shelf as well

  
  

  #7598
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  also black

  
  

  #7602
  
  
  

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  Cigarmann

  Ok, I calculated his impact velocity at 26.2 m/s.....the fish were right to move out of the way......

  
  

  #4219
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  CM with the comedic callback. Well done.

  
  

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  Barret

  lol

  
  

  #22647
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I doubt he would resurface at all from that height

  
  

  #4224
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  bodies float you goon

  
  

  #7605
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  not if they stick in the mud. we don't know how deep that water was

  
  

  #7606
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  he doesn't even move afaterwards and yet the river does seem to have quite a strong flow

  
  

  #7607
  

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  Cigarmann

  looks like he landed flat, he should have gone for a head first dive

  
  

  #7618
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  is it possible to calculate the height ? im sure there must be a way to times rate of fall against seconds of fall. im just too lazy to do it myself.

  
  

  #4225
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  he fell for about 3 seconds. that means it was 44 meters, or over 130 feet.

  
  

  #7608
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I got 4 seconds and 78 meters

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  well it wasnt 4 seconds so

  
  

  #7610
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you're gay

  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Black folk fall slower

  
  

  #7617
  

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  Hogmaster

  its possible, he was flailing on the way down.

  
  

  #7642
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

  
  

  #7643
  

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  makodragon

  you swallow

  
  

  #7644
  

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  makodragon

  43 times every second

  
  

  #7645
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the

  plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers

  to our land!

  
  

  #7646
  

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  makodragon

  Thanks grampa random facts.

  
  

  #7649