UUoody’s Comments
If you have splinters in your eye, do you really give a good god damn what kind of wood it is?
Well, after all, they are wiley.
Why? Is he shorthanded at work?
OMG....does it also work for cocks?
When he went to school to study Reiki, he was expecting something slightly different and a bit more up scale.
Yeah......we'll get back to you. Perhaps through Facebook. My name is Fluffy and I like long walks on the beach.
Looks fishy to me.
The beard looks fake.
Release the hounds! https://i.imgur.com/TvClxaD.jpg
It's a birth defect......so, no. Unless you are going to become a born-again fanatic.
Under 65 they charge me with child molestation.
You let the cat out of the bag
Avast ye matey......keel haul the poop deck.
Chopped up, giddy up, man up, fucked up , fouled up, belly up tits up, pay up, put up or shut up.
Each day in old backward Brazil
Several mother fuckers die
Seems the whole country
Is bent on homicide.
Some folks say they didn't do it
And others say of course they did
But they all agree
The place has got
Some problem kinda kids.
My wife bought them? Yeah, that's it.
Whatever doesn't kill ya.....
Did you hear about the six foot indian who was nuts over his girl?
How about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
Came home from work and told the old lady I had cut my finger off at work. She asked, the whole finger? I said, no the one next to it.
You are very welcome....but hang on, we got a lot more in the works.
I never have a bad day......even when I was working, I loved my job.
When it comes to dying, coming in last is a plus. ;)
At 76 am I leading in the race to oblivion?
I know not of this Squidley, but I sense that being him is not something of which to be proud.
No prob......the AARP makes us go to bed at 9;00.
Life is hard....wear a helmet. ;)