UUoody’s Comments

Don't be shy....go for THE look. https://i.imgur.com/uIEwb56.jpg

You ride a moped? user:UUoody stifles a snicker

Teaching kids lies is child abuse....shame on religion.

"Virtuous Pedophile" has to be an oxymoron.

+ vote just because I think everyone on the school-ground is unfairly piling on.

+ for the word tumescent

* among the three

https://i.imgur.com/AqfqFMS.jpg

NO!....I said put your right leg over your left leg! I will shoot you!

That employee failed his training.

That's normal porn for some of us. Just sayin'.

Tis the season https://i.imgur.com/EXU1Ri1.jpg

They have no pride!

Old is when other people keep poking us to see if we are still alive. Some days, like her, I'm covered in bruises.

One in the same.

Lift her belly?..The damn thing weighs about 200 pounds. Bring a fork truck.

4 so far. The really stupid could still make some wrong guesses

Pardon me boys,

Is that the chattanooga cuckoo

When ever I go to a doctor the nurse asks me if I've fallen in the past year. I always answer by saying, You mean when I'm sober?.

Yes....Mr Conductor to be exact.

The Police

Yup....the way to stop a speed wobble is just to step off

Narrator is not specific enough....go get your BJ and try again.

The song sucked pond water too.

CheeseMan, I never promised a good prize.....kinda like the crappy prize in Cracker Jacks.