Toe Juice

When a statue of Jesus in India began mysteriously dripping water from its toes, worshippers traveled from far away to collect and drink it. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

Points: 12

by makodragon

Submitted on Dec 14, 2017

Gross

Tags: gross yet funny toes jesus christ statue leakage seepage clogged toilet holy water bog water
24 comments

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Still looks better that Detroit's water

  
  

  #7958
  

  Zucker

  Hogmaster

  you mean flints

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  fake. they don't have toilets in India

  
  

  #7959
  

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  makodragon

  They have millions of toilets. It's just that the population prefers to shit in a field.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  also they are Hindu and would be worshipping Jesus

  
  

  #15311
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  *nt

  
  

  #15312
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  are you getting wankered like me?

  
  

  #15313
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  that was last night

  
  

  #15314
  

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  makodragon

  well today is my birfday, so I be getting wasted!

  
  

  #15315
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  happy birthday mate

  
  

  #15316
  

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  makodragon

  cheers bro!

  
  

  #15317
  

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  Macheesemo

  Happy rl birthday, mang. Knock back a few and pound a few if you're able. ;)

  
  

  #15318
  

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  makodragon

  Cheers Mach

  No poundage tonight, just pure boozing, music and internets.

  
  

  #15319
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Happy birthday make sure you get your candle blown out

  
  

  #15320
  

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  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  https://i.imgur.com/AqfqFMS.jpg

  
  

  #15331
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  hahahaha

  
  

  #15372
  
  
  

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  Macheesemo

  Still healthier than actual religion

  
  

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  Barret

  I believe that he was genuinely crying over being stuck in India.

  
  

  #7965
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i wish i was Barret

  
  

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  Bono

  Happy birthday makofagon

  
  

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  mikebrown603@aol.com_4

  Sucks toe jam

  
  

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  Zucker

  bamford

  hi woonoo

  
  

  #15373
  

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  bamford

  i jerk it to your wife's hammerhead titties every other day

  
  

  #15374
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  sup

  
  

  #15465