UUoody’s Comments

It all started when someone said: Can I axe you a question?.

Am I a bad person for thinking about a skull fuck.

Someone's going to lose an eye.

Wimpy bars on the windows are no match for the Senior Driving Daredevil Team.

Did you like the wardrobe malfunction?

WTF are the knee pads for? Blow jobs all around during the victory ceremony?

He needs to loosen up that pony tail to allow more blood flow to the brain.

No....I'm a pileated woodpecker....or is it wood pecker....or would pecker....or would peck her.

Do they swim clockwise? Do they swim the other way in the southern hemisphere?

The rest of us will just fap to it......we are such a talented lot.

Hey,....it's just one more prick in the patch.

Forget the sign.....just hold on and enjoy the ride.

Air dried bever.....second only to sun dried.

Just wait until we start doing the bath time things you can't EVER tell anyone about.....ever ever ever!

Reduce Recycle Reuse .....but I, for one, can't fap to this. Just sayin'.

Yeah....... - 40 celsius

Did some one say tits and tats?

There was a young girl who begat

Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat

T'was fun in the breeding

But hell in the feeding

When she found there's no tit for Tat.

....dude in a dress with long hair? Aren't we all.

It's my answer to the boob challange

He wanted to launch a new career.....I said: Knock yourself out.

Hurray for tuesdays.

But credit where credit is due, he DOES have nice tits.

Feel the fever in this sub. https://i.imgur.com/PqVJJ9g.jpg

The famous "they" tell me he isn't any better on the skin flute either.

That'll heal up.