Fat Fuck devastates a cactus patch

and his perfect baby-soft skin

by truckerhatjones

Submitted on Jan 3, 2018Awesome

Points: 17

Tags:baphomet cactus skateboard ramp jackass

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CartersBird
+1 for title
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#90979 years ago
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Barret
Those random fat fucks
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#1177529 years ago
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Did you like the wardrobe malfunction?
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#1177709 years ago
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Barret
Oh, i thought the cactus path was referring to the hair in his buttcrack.
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#1180109 years ago
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makodragon
Cactus pass is a feature of brokeback mountain
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#1180119 years ago
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makodragon
lol, this is like chinese whispers
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#1180129 years ago
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Rooster65
Midget fat girls would be hella funny. Upvote
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#91039 years ago
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Rooster65
Fat dude on a skateboard + a cactus patch= I drink, not even enough for that maneuver.
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#91089 years ago
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Hey,....it's just one more prick in the patch.
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#91109 years ago
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FatmoFat the Iron Liver
I'd only do this if I got paid a large sum of money.
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#91169 years ago
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CartersBird
Name the lowest price that would do the trick.
I'd probably do it for 3000 dollars.
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#1177639 years ago
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megaFAGGOT
2 big immigrant cocks*
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#1177649 years ago
Zucker
FatmoFat the Iron Liver
5000
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#1177739 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
calories?
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#1177749 years ago
Zucker
FatmoFat the Iron Liver
5000mgs of sodium.
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#1178039 years ago
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Bono
aka makodragon today
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#1178049 years ago
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truckerhatjones the Golden
NaCl
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#1178059 years ago
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CartersBird
I bet he'd do it for $400 and a Jack in the Box munchie meal.
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#1178309 years ago
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glandmilker
He should have had his firecracker bandoleer on
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#91199 years ago
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
WTF are the knee pads for? Blow jobs all around during the victory ceremony?
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#91239 years ago
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Bono
Knees are the only part of him where bone can still be reached. He needs the padding.
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#1177719 years ago