UUoody’s Comments
A bad day for the seal....it suffered a net loss.
Danish modern design
That's a shity start to life.
I had a neighbor named Kitty Shook.......spoonerized she becomes Shitty Cook.
Nay......it takes two cars in the bush to value one on the road. Since there is only one in the bush then it is worth half the car on the road.
Clever....I see what you did there. Kind of a spoonerized sentence.
Well.....that'll clog the pool filter.
The man is a literary idiot servant, apparently.
He's off to make friends with a car bumper.....ttfn.
She had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when she laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
The fuckin' bumpers on cars these days are for shit.
That car just lost half it's value.....a car on the road is worth two in the bush.
Not so much ugly as she is unpretty.
We do have however, at the Bangor Institute for Unexplained Phenomena , a perfectly preserved ginger's soul....One of only three known to exist.
Tomorrow is my colostomy prep day. I wager I will lose more weight than you.
My dog gets stringy slobber like that at the dog park....so now I know what she is doing when she is not just sniffing butts.
As we all know, it's gay only if the balls touch. Since she has none....not gay.
No....the Irish are not allowed in Maine.
The ginger looks and acts like a sissy boi.....not that I've ever actually seen one, mind you.
Golf in Canada.....Fore, eh?
`Twas grooling, and the slithy toves,
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.
.....and would someone PLEASE check the expiration date on the blivit extermination serum.?