UUoody’s Comments
When the instructions said: "Insert lube into the vagina" they may have had a slightly different thing in mind. Don't let her do an oil change on your truck.
At even cheep Motel 6 rates he has spent over $1000 and managed to fuck one fat pig. I hope he enjoys the thrill of the hunt.
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! That'll kill a watt or two.
No alien anal probing....hence not gay.
I can't speak for the rather extreme costume, but the jew's harp is an outgrowth of the ancient "hum strum". The hum strum is a horse hair stretched tightly across a pigs ass hole, and is played by plucking it with one's teeth and humming as would be done with the kazoo.
Cat's gonna squirrel away some snack food.
If you eat enough fiber, you won't need toilet paper....just sayin'.
Well....that sorta solves the kidney problem.
Point taken.
I wouldn't even fuck that with yours!
Can she do stuff like move and things?
Be careful, that's what happened to Popeye.
https://i.imgur.com/6W4GbMv.jpg
When it's women doing it, I don't care if it's fake.
I want to be smothered by all of then at once.
BTW, I like your new avi, pap smear.
....and you know because you've done it?
Trump is right....a crude moron with no sense of diplomacy.....but in this case, right.
Yeah?... so?
Tits are sexy...But I can do without the whores trying to pretend they like facials and then recoiling in disgust when it happens.
Using a pink grapefruit is rather gay....eh what?
Is there anything more sexy than a girl sucking her own tits while chewing gum?
What?....no tits?
Found it......https://youtu.be/_cUDl_LEtak
"Why I oughta" https://youtu.be/Vvx0AS1h2us