UUoody’s Comments
How did you know that guy's name is Art?
Oops.....someone burned the roast beef
.....and she wants a strong buff man, with hard abs, etc.
Apparently human blood is exceedingly high in calories.
Negative downer shit is about the best we can expect from the free-ride Vet.
Does it hurt being such a homophobe?
Beans and mud https://youtu.be/ChGxwRq3YcI
So now your goldfish hate you? I know a nut-job lady who is good at interventions. Just sayin'.
I tried one of Burger King's fake meat "Impossible" Whoppers. It tasted just like the regular pos Whopper......but cost a bunch more. I guessed that if you are going to introduce a new thing whose taste might be off putting, then do it in combination with a shit load of other tastes......like sesame seed bun, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, sliced onion and the requisitepubic hair .
Oh boy..... a trucker hat. I'm gettin one of them because I'm havin a Fisher plow put on my new truck, and the feller at the shop promised me a free Fisher hat. I'll be cruisein by your house soon, Freddie. I'll be the guy driving the only truck in the LA area sportin a snow plow and wearing a ugly hat. When I get the hat I'll post a photo of me in it so your little lady will know it me, and not some weirdo freak. https://i.imgur.com/z2N1p4Y.jpg
Amazing Grab
This is a seagull https://muchozucko.com/6732/When-seagulls-attack
After that video, Rooster's balls are fully retracted and he has retreated under his blankie to suck his thumb.
Vasectomy in 1973.....been shooting blanks ever since.
I have a neighbor whose 40ish year old son did that stopped in front of the public library as junior high school was getting out. Got probation. Did it again, got to live "up state" for a while. He is out now and living next door with his mum and dad. They must be so proud.
I'll outlive you, fat boy.
You would like Mrs UUoody https://i.imgur.com/m3yJzOp.jpg
What!.....the smaller can fits you better? Take that needle dick!
Giggles
Fred....I'll see your doe and raise you one Buck. https://youtu.be/xEt5dEOcW0I
That was eager anticipation calling