JordanSimms’s Comments
*Corbon *Glaser. You're welcome to my piece of shit autocorrect phone
Carbon White Glazer .40SW for the first motherfucker who messes with my pussy. Same goes for my cat.
If bareback, pick up some clorox to dip your little buddy into. Unless it no longer matters.
Tampons.
You've been my inspiration. ;)
Lock yourself in a room with a women and you'll eventually kill yourself.
City newspaper north of us has been renamed from "The Times Union" to "The Pamphlet"
Testicle transplant?
This must happen a lot to Asians, especially Koreans, because flat faces.
Found it in your favorites?
When you put it in quotes, it's like you're not the bigot.
Does it still hurt when you pee?
You really don't need an excuse. Just own it.
Showed him her pussy pass. He denied it.
Photographer should have gone straight to the qwiky mart and bought a powerball ticket. That was some good timing.
What did the people hear on each floor when the optimist jump off the skyscraper? So far so good! So far so good!...
She needs a shave
Guy From Harlem
Ended before the retaliation scene.
We wish you could do that too.
Can't you see that Giggles is a flaming ni?
"accidents"
Really gets ya hard doesn't it