Nature vs nuture

When animals attack...

Points: 18

by CUNT

Submitted on Jul 10, 2019

Nature is Metal

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  Vet

  CUNT

  I think I spelled nurture incorrectly...

  
  

  #32774
  

  Vet

  CUNT

  As penance I'm gonna stick a broom handle up my ass like pig man from a coupla subs before

  
  

  #66742
  

  Vet

  CUNT

  But not film it.

  
  

  #66743
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  You really don't need an excuse. Just own it.

  
  

  #66744
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  This reminds me of nutty. Slammed in the car door by accident way too young :(

  
  

  #32776
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Does it still hurt when you pee?

  
  

  #66745
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Only after drinking Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey.

  Smells nice though...

  
  

  #66747
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Stick to Tequila

  
  

  #66748
  

  Vet

  Barret

  The new favorite is watermelon margaritas, bloody delicious, can't even taste the tequila.

  
  

  #66749
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  I got fresh limes on my tree. I didn't see any fireworks on the 4th zzzzzzz

  
  

  #66750
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Testicle transplant?

  
  

  #66752
  

  Vet

  Barret

  A fresh lime tree would indeed be useful.

  
  

  #66776
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Fuck cats.

  
  

  #32792
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Good cat. More cats should be like this one to help rid the world of these damned destructive squirrels.

  
  

  #32793
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  God gave us .22cal., and shotguns. Good for cats too.

  
  

  #66768
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Carbon White Glazer .40SW for the first motherfucker who messes with my pussy. Same goes for my cat.

  
  

  #66779
  

  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  *Corbon *Glaser. You're welcome to my piece of shit autocorrect phone

  
  

  #66780
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  I call mine spellwreaker.

  
  

  #66781
  
  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Yessss... good kitty... embrace the dark side.

  
  

  #32931