JordanSimms’s Comments

Sure you're not jealous and envious of the amount of pubic hair on his face?

Go Bull! Go!

Have a breath mint or three.

And the baby just slides right out.

I switched to boxer briefs, too.

I like. It's the thought that counts.

nice curves

Based on the picture I saw you have the roles reversed.

If you're in to really fat chicks you probably won't do much better.

https://i.imgur.com/1AT8hHb.jpg

How many fingers am I holding up? "Thoisday"

He needs to remember to shake the camera when she's pretending to be pumped.

I've always love her and her soft little titties.

I hate that typeface. It reminds me of the old Dec Writers and 3270 terminals.

I hate that typeface. Reminds me of the 70s.

+1 Team Cat

Hey Bish, we've all seen them before. Yours aint that special. Give em up. Also, the douche trying to help her is obviously a faggot otherwise he would have moved in to grab her and fall on top of them titties face first. In other news, I like harsh frozen vodka on my days off.

My cat would have punch a whole through that wall

I wonder if it's pickled, too.

More like a latte center.

mmmm. cinnamon roll icing.

Nice, I was hoping a favorite option would come along.

Stand back. ... ok. Ready.

Mine's just batter

Kek.