JordanSimms’s Comments
replied on Hammer Time · 9 years ago
She's hot so normal porn.
on Wicked Pissa · 9 years ago
pull your dick out and there's a big ball of lint stuck to the end
on Chubby Belly Fuck · 9 years ago
Fuck. * WOLF spider.
replied on salvia · 9 years ago
* Wood spider
replied on salvia · 9 years ago
Shit. More like when I see a wood spider.
on salvia · 9 years ago
Missing tag: Flavor Saver
on Batman has a dirty mind · 9 years ago
just for her tits, then two behind those for her ass
replied on The Worlds Worst Tits · 9 years ago
Cinemax?
on Silhouettes · 9 years ago
yes!
on Shut The Fuck Up: · 9 years ago
shit, I've seen deeper cuts when my wife's fucking cat takes a swing at me.
on occasional tits · 9 years ago
https://youtu.be/Zc2e5DgC774
on Boat fails · 9 years ago
The syrup leaked out from under the wall a few minutes later
replied on Pancakes anyone? · 9 years ago
Dick and Peter Schlong and Shlomo Rocks and Berries Harry and Pepe Zucko and Sucko
on Name the Zuckos · 9 years ago
Repost https://muchozucko.com/2009/You-will-never-be-as-badass-
on Hmmmmm.....haven't seen one of these at Home Depot · 9 years ago
Did MD draw that for you as a commission?
on Tranny from Hell · 9 years ago
What sort of music did you suck dick to?
replied on Animotion · 9 years ago
Roach Motels are effective.
on Hold me closer tiny dancer · 9 years ago
Not too many people in that room.
on Knife Douche · 9 years ago
I thought that was Ireland's entry. https://youtu.be/GfuJaf6IBpk