She can have my BabyBatter

/me looks up cake recipes

Points: 0

by makodragon

Submitted on Oct 24, 2017

Funny

Tags: honest slut fat chubby big tits will fuck for cake needs "context" anonymity belly button
50 comments

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  you sure this isn't FreakPorn for you?

  very risque.

  
  

  #5579
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  would you even manage to get it in her.

  that leaky thing of yours would have spent before you even got her over-stretched leggings off

  
  

  #5580
  

  Vet

  Bono

  It is leaky isn't it?

  
  

  #10675
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  very

  
  

  #10676
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I bet he has to wear Tena Ladies panty pads when he walks through Primark lingerie section

  
  

  #10678
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I got carried away! It was good porn! This is slightly gay!

  
  

  #10679
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I still can't remember if it was pre or post cum

  
  

  #10680
  

  Vet

  Bono

  If it's post that gross because it means he doesn't clean himself.

  
  

  #10681
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  it was during

  
  

  #10683
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  It was a misfire. You ejaculate but have no orgasm. And I didn't clean myself because it dribbled out and I lost my erection.

  
  

  #10684
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Do you not know what precum is?

  
  

  #10685
  

  Vet

  Bono

  or are you just ... dribbly by nature?

  
  

  #10686
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Precum is just clear semen. It was milky. You know, had sperm in it.

  
  

  #10687
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Have you never had it when you get close to orgasm, then stop, but still ejaculate but have no orgasm.

  
  

  #10688
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Yeah, that sucks.

  
  

  #10689
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Are we crossing in to gey territory or are we discussing this like manly men

  
  

  #10690
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Feels like the whole process was almost a waste of time

  
  

  #10691
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Orgasm control is difficult to perform when you haven't wanked in like 3 weeks.

  
  

  #10692
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  *two days

  
  

  #10693
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Like doctors, giggs

  
  

  #10694
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  It's like a parkinsons sufferer holding a loaded gun.

  
  

  #10695
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  I'm s horny Bastard, I get it from my grandpa. Grandma had 21 kids 12 still surviving today.

  She once told my aunt she liked being pregnant because grandpa would leave her alone.

  
  

  #10696
  

  Vet

  Bono

  uh

  
  

  #10697
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Later Giggles,MD. I have to roll on down the highway.

  
  

  #10698
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Laters whunu

  
  

  #10699
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  later dude

  
  

  #10700
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Regular beatings is the way to improve

  
  

  #10701
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  Is that why your ex left you. The regular drunken beatings?

  
  

  #10702
  

  Vet

  Bono

  implying Giggles could physically dominate anyone

  
  

  #10703
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I think you've been paying too much to mako lame comments

  
  

  #10704
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I just wanted to end the muchokill with a cheap joke at your expence

  
  

  #10705
  

  Vet

  Bono

  user:Bono checks

  5 minutes is a muchokill?

  
  

  #10706
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I broke up a 9 and a half hour dead period at gayfagwebsite the other day

  
  

  #10707
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  I could foresee it being a lot longer. Yeah I witnessed it lol. Not even a punkycomment.

  
  

  #10708
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Guys have cum with no orgasms? I have it the other way around, edging it so close that you have an orgasm, but don't cum. Very rare though, requires deep concentration.

  I find that watching Bonoface gifs helps.

  
  

  #22845
  

  Vet

  Bono

  ...

  
  

  #22855
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  she's probably from Cleethorpes

  
  

  #5581
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Looks like she's fucked a lot

  
  

  #5583
  
  
  

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  Cigarmann

  Wedding cake for a gangbang?

  
  

  #5586
  
  
  

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  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Her pussies caked up for a fuck

  
  

  #5659
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  I hate when I read my comments the next day after drinking.

  
  

  #10818
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Crack open that bottle your funnier when you're drunk

  
  

  #10820
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  That didn't make me feel any better considering I dislike my comments more when I drink.

  
  

  #10827
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  *the comments I make when I drink

  
  

  #10835
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Fuck it!

  I'm tired, back to sleep.

  
  

  #10836
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  night dude

  
  

  #10837
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  is this the worst post of all time?

  
  

  #11590
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  (yes)

  
  

  #22380
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  The comments made it betterer

  
  

  #22856
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Mine's just batter

  
  

  #11867