JordanSimms’s Comments

Steven Tyler. He shaved for this one.

on Make an Ugly Woman Your Wife · 9 years ago

I wish i could have been there wjen she made this video so i could punche her in the face wvery tim she smacked he fixking lips.

on There's no hope for Merica · 9 years ago

His other ralent is eating corn on the cob through a picket fence

on Beer Cheer · 9 years ago

This could just as easily be Ireland.

on Murica · 9 years ago

Pussy

replied on have a drink · 9 years ago

Not bad looking pussy, either.

replied on have a drink · 9 years ago

and strawberries. Yum!

replied on baby shower cake · 9 years ago

She must have been holding on to the purple one with her teeth.

on Ass Cornucopia · 9 years ago

Dude should have seen that coming with that long wind up.

on then this happened · 9 years ago

Someone should be castrated for the color of that door.

replied on then this happened · 9 years ago

jerking .25" from her mouth and he still shoots it over her head

on This is what I came for. · 9 years ago

Still would rather fuck the fat one.

on A day at the beach · 9 years ago

First one costs way more. Second one needs to sleep in the car.

on Expectation and Reality....the Difference · 9 years ago

shit. that's my dad watching TV

on Grandpa Caught a Fish · 9 years ago

That's an all day sucker

replied on No Need to Ass-ume · 9 years ago

Knew it. Still spooged.

on Cum Slut · 9 years ago

Boo

on mAd ScIentIST turNs puPpY inTo GiANT haiRy ELephAnT · 9 years ago

Yes, but never on Friday.

on is this ok · 9 years ago

Freak porn if she had removed the tag from tje pillow.

on Disturbing · 9 years ago

What bullshit.

on Bust a nut · 9 years ago

True Juggalos.

on Two Clowns in a Porta Potty...Shit Music · 9 years ago

Forearm to the bridge of his nose.

on Attention Whore · 9 years ago

No he invented the sickle cell.

on Lazy Nigger · 9 years ago

She's just a big fan https://youtu.be/5_C5NIUu6FM

on Negro parent straps her kids to car seats so they can't run, then leaves · 9 years ago

Doesn't it mean they're upset when the fling their poo?

on shit happens · 9 years ago