JordanSimms’s Comments
It was worth it.
I won a contest
Hmmmm. So MD, does this mean that female type that showed interest in you fell through?
Bonus promo code. Nice.
Upvote for nice bush
Looking through the nostril cutouts
Tits or GTFO
*Tweener
Tweeter poster on ceiling confirms my observation.
Eyes too big for head. Aliens among us.
Damn, get banned from MZ and your life immediately improves. Good for him.
MD you smuggling breadsticks?
*husband
No backstory = no upvote
Award for most reposted Reddit r/joke ever. Still funny as ahit.
My device is gay, then. Will check it out on PC.
Oster, occasional sobriety may be a benefit for you.
Dude looks like a lady. Aerosmith.
It pisses me off to no end to have to admit I love this one. The fact that a Pepsi can cause amputation balances my world quite nicely.
Too fucking lazy. Meme speaks for itself. No need for labels.
Oh. Javascript. Gay.
Mobile version?
http://i.imgur.com/FPeiZrq.jpg
Because they don't fucking listen!