JordanSimms’s Comments

Giggles taking it hard (up his ass).

MD mayor of London? Funny, he doesn't look like a muslim.

needed that

http://i.imgur.com/fszpYSP.jpg

Speaking of born without a brain. Thanks for the real world example.

The absolute best are the sluts who have daddies who have a mother complex.

Just need a razor blade, towels and a GoPro.

Everyone avoiding the obvious. Dr Pimple Popper stalking this one.

You know, the butthole?

The third is tucked back.

Because Pepsi drankin' is too closely related with eating turds.

I know, even the chinks.

@barrett https://youtu.be/J-YVt4gfquA

I'll help you with the pun: I find it HARD to piss with an ERECTION.

I find it hard to piss with an erection.

Small volumes

Bono and Mako weren't even sperm formed in their daddy's sack yet, I bet.

^^ That was in 1986

@Rooster65 First time I heard this I was working at an FM radio station and the music director played it during the morning show. We all about peed our pants. Good times.

Definitely not a Christian egg.

Now that's some prose right there.

Unplugged version https://youtu.be/mxS9GHEijo0

Vintage classic

Cute

Either she's sporting a wet noodle or his butthole is puckered shut. Either way they're doing not such a great job of hiding it. I love it. Thanks Barret!