supports HTML5 video
CONTROLS: Arrow Keys to steer, Up Arrow Key to accelerate.
GOAL: Set the record for the fastest lap with live updates from the leaderboard. If your time is the fastest at the end of the month, you get some free MZ Swag!
BONUS: See if you can spot all the shitty inside jokes. Secret prize if you name them all.
DISCUSSION: This Submission will serve as the official thread to comment about the game, insult the game, downplay all the effort put into the game, call Bono a faggot, and collect your prize if you win.
You shall be my PR man for the foreseeable future.
"Barret confirmed for deserving to win."
- Punky is a spastic drumming fuck who needs to kill himself
- Makodragon likes fat chicks
- Whunu has a tiny penis and it's fun
- Whunu crouching
- BMH is super racist
- THJ Truck Stop
- Fat Bastard on the highway
- The Friesmobile? The Assfucking Car.
- Fries/Giggles is watching me masturbate because he loves cock
- Naked Possum
- The shit log looks too perfect but the penis is a user pic
Had a near PERFECT run. Got slightly close to the edge of the road, didn't touch the edge, and there he comes. Mothafuckin' FAT BASTARD!!
user:Barret raises fist
If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!
That's our giggles!
*Audience laughs and proceeds to ignore him*
Not in this game.
The speedforce shall set you free and the next lap shall be perfect.
Find out how The Barret dominated the scoreboard with this handy guide.
Step 1. Make the game window as big as possible, F11 on Firefoox and zoom in.
Step 2. Turn off the music.
Step.3 Turn on good music.
Step 4. Close your eyes.
Step 5. Become one with the game, and music.
Step 6. You can never beat the time on round 1, you need to finish one lap so you can start with maximum speed when you cross the finish line.
Step 7 : Watch out for FattyMcFattesen(Fatbastard and Woody), try to take the inner turns when possible
Step 8. Drive.
Step 9. Don't stop driving until you are number 1 faggot.
Step 10 : Be awesome like The Barret. But not awesomer.
I'll give him a day before I make a comeback.
Also, obviously you were following my guide. So I still deserve some credit.
The MZ Car.
THJ Truck (Vooki?).
That looks like Fred driving the pink one.
RIP Naked Possum Truck.
Brown car (Wyit4?) Probably a white supremasist.
The orange car is just Jack(O-lantern).
Makodragons Fat Whales.
Jones Free Hats.
Punkys Drum Lessons.
Have this feeling that there's supposed to be 8 billboards but only see those 7.
The poop from google.
Bullydragon tagged some rocks, that chav.
Whunu on the mountain.
Woody & Fatbastard, those fat fucks.
Does pumpkins count?
CUUUNTRY LIVING is the life for me!
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
He's not better though.
As Billy said, designed to waste time and suck out our life force...
Number 2 is a good observation. Have to check that out.
About being so fat.
But next time you can do whatever!
Just so were clear. Queer.
user:Barret self deletes
If charisma doesn't say a word then I'll assume he never even knew and just take the best time. If he subs a picture or at least shows some kind of interest with a comment, then I'll make it happen. Yes even if it has to be Elon Musk.
What was his previous avy again? Brendan Fraser?
Now sub yourself a selfie with a sign for us to laugh at so you can star in the much-o anticipated MuchoZucko Sewer Escape for this Halloween!
DrGigs was the original pole fag, nothing wrong with that right dumbster