MD on a Banning Spree
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VetCartersBird
I would enjoy releasing the big lad into the streets of London with a knife that large.
VetCartersBird
I am the champion of wrecking old women (not sexually) and MD fears my power.
Vetmakodragon
I thought he was talking about releasing me into London with a machete. KILL FRENZY!
VetCartersBird
I wanna give you an equalizer, wind you up like a toy soldier, and set you loose on your own kind.
VetBarret
Knife BAN. I see what you did there.Actually I think MD already did get screwed by the knife ban.
ZuckerTheDudeAbides
Oh really?- Hates women.
- Worships pigs.
- Some third thing.
You never know.
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CartersBird
I can only imagine the Queen in my mind's eye. Whereas in my neck of the woods, there are women north of 75 who will yell at you for dumb shit in public.
VetBarret
That's also fucking scary, why are the old ladies hiding in the woods? Id avoid going there.
Vetmakodragon
My nan even looks like the queen, bless her. You would put her into another lapse of consciousness.
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VetCartersBird
I doubt MD's ability to wail on old women, but I don't see any police reports of the sort coming out of his home town.
VetCartersBird
Let me guess... now that I'm calling you out on it, I'm "boring" or something. Anything to avoid responsibility.
Vetmakodragon
did you notice that Bono only gave a shit when Bamford was banned... Because I did
Vetmakodragon
"megaFAGGOT banned? Okay, understandable...""NOW BAMFORD?" SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!
VetBarret
After careful AnaLyzis of that thread, mf and bamford are indeed 2 giant megafaggots, but we can't go banning them even if we find them personally annoying. And no, that's not why I banned Giggles, there's a reason he remained banned.
VetBarret
Notice how i used remained in the past tense, because now he's unbanned again, that faggot.And by that faggot I mean Bono.
VetBarret
We really should ban Bono and take over the site. Maybe if we click ban on him at the same time, it will work.
VetCartersBird
There's this great line in Avengers 2... whenever the Earth begins to settle, god casts a stone at it.
VetBarret
Yeah Bono is like Odin, MD is Thor and I'm Loki. Our father has neglected us both, so all that is left is for MD for ragebeat people with his banhammer, and I have to settle for my shenanigans.
Vetmakodragon
there are children dying in fucking yemen, but CB is butthurt about me baning a couple of faggots for about 15 minutes.
VetCartersBird
If you want to grow physically that would mean taking even more food from those Yemenites.
VetBarret
If kids dying in yemen is what truly matters here, then why do you get so annoyed by megabamfords comments? They should be irrelevant.
Vetmakodragon
listen shitbird. I wiped my nans shit off of the toilet because she's too ill to wipe her own arse.Don't preach to me about growing up metaphorically.
VetCartersBird
Now we enter "run off" territory.MD my standoffish friend, perhaps take a break. If life is shit, decompress someplace that ISN'T a web forum full of the world's biggest assholes.
VetCartersBird
I care more aboot OC than in-fighting, but I will enjoy reading how this night turns out regardless. Seeya Monday folks!
VetBarret
Alrighty then. The cycle continues. There's no way to deal with you when you get in these moods anyway. You should probably just fuck off for a while and come back later. Then you can pretend it was everyone else being a faggot and not you.Methaphorically, of course.
VetBarret
Yeah you can consider this friendship or whatever it is over, don't have the patience to deal with whatever it is that's going on with you lately, haven't been able to have a normal conversation with you for months. Get help.
VetBono
Not being at home, the quickest way to unban Bumford and Sons (holy shit that's a good pun) was to clear the "recent ban list" of accounts that get auto gooked if they try to log in.... that included Giggles...will I stop anyone who gets rid of him again? probably not. But this 2-hour period where DrGiggles might have been able to log in and talk at us... that risk... that was a direct result of MD's actions... the monster...
VetBono
While we're on the subject, sort of, I too have spent the last week carrying an old woman to the toilet. Going by smell, I can no longer tell if she's going #1 or #2, it's just a constant lingering aspirin and sour water sort of thing...