JordanSimms’s Comments

OK cheesmo

I doubt his dad lasted two whole minutes

Guess you have to keep the rocks in supply

Good kitty!

I thought her leg nub would kind of satisfy that wish. You're welcome.

Still better than your abortions

"anymore"

Scissor sisters

I thought we had a deal with birds

Not claiming your tiara. Just posting some eye bleach.

Making things right.

Sounds like whomever on the video is having way more fun.

Looks like your post aborted itself

Pulling his dick out of the tailpipe

Back in the day we called that a Willy Nelson

I see Mrs UUoody finally closed the factory.

Or niggers fucking in a tree. Tho would probably be best to set fire to the tree then go to a different fire.

We have bonobo monkeys like these at our city zoo. They fuck constantly.

That's the Homer Simpson twat.

I feel bad for tiny smols under 6'3"

I'd rather be old and in diapers than going around being known as a douche bag. Oh, sorry Oster.

Women leave snail tracks. Men leave skid marks.

More like sex with the wife.

dude with the tie in the back looks like he's prepping to show them a thing or two

Is the useless piece of shit the table/hutch or the guy playing with it?