JordanSimms’s Comments

Seems to be definitely enjoying it

on Actual Footage Of Rooster Getting Fisted · 7 years ago

Was expecting tootsie rolls but got lemon suckers

on Cuz it's Sunday · 7 years ago

upvote for the chick

on What midgets do on their day off · 7 years ago

Midgets can only take the elevator to the 12th floor.

on What midgets do on their day off · 7 years ago

watching that was cathartic. looked like she could have pushed out a log, too.

on When she's gotta go · 7 years ago

Wow. That really pierces a man's soul. How many hits did it take you to come up with that platinum level comment?

replied on THIS is how a blowjob should feel · 7 years ago

WTF is that thing?

on Only women bleed · 7 years ago

When I don't shower my pits are deadly

replied on He dreams of weenie · 7 years ago

You could hear the landing.

replied on Hang time, distance, style, landing.....10/10 · 7 years ago

+1 team puke

on Love is never having to say you're sorry. · 7 years ago

Funny

on Small mind entertainment · 7 years ago

Maisie Williams negotiating a new contract for season 8

on Cock sucker....snot sucker....whats the difference. · 7 years ago

And he wouldn't hit a single target

replied on You Might Want To See A Doctor About That · 7 years ago

How you make fresh squeezed juice

on The wheels on the bus go Round and round...... All through the town. · 7 years ago

Up vote for dual cleaning action

on Incredible feat of dexterity · 7 years ago

The corpse will get up and run away screaming rather than be violated vy giggles.

on Hurry Up And Buy · 7 years ago

Why you respond to your own reply? That's just weird dude.

replied on Fuck Off It's Mine Mine Mine · 7 years ago

I has noms!

on Fuck Off It's Mine Mine Mine · 7 years ago

I was over due anyway

replied on Disney Animal Kingdom · 7 years ago

Was expecting steak. Got a weener.

on Clean house....clean mind....take your pick. · 7 years ago

Bamford, are we drunk or high?

replied on Giggles Jr · 7 years ago

Getting his hairline cut straight must be quite the circus act

on Giggles Jr · 7 years ago

Bravo! or Brava! can't tell which from that angle.

on Asinine hijinks · 7 years ago

Wonder how long it worked on its costume?

on British and most likely available · 7 years ago

Giggle that arrow is pointing to your own name. Sorry to have disappointed you. Sad emoji.

replied on From the sublime to the ridiculous · 7 years ago