JordanSimms’s Comments

Wow. Really jonesing for cock, eh?

Sorry, didn't post a cock for you. I'll do better next time. ??

What was her nickname? Face hugger?

Bet she'd stick to the window

All the urgency of an overweight black girl working at McDonald's

Her heart must be the size of a honey-baked ham

Had that been a Coke machine the shooting never would have happened.

http://i.imgur.com/gvoxxph.jpg

Fuck this. Pepsi sucks.

http://imgur.com/a/FggOdg5

https://i.imgur.com/gvoxxph.gifv

All two of them

Maybe if she was pushing one out

*too subtle for most the fuks on here

*deaf

*blind

https://youtu.be/Qv1N4j1HwwM

He was probably embarrassed having pissed himself.

R Budd Dwyer the first and best suicide video.

Good camera work

Not even the beaners want anything to do with them.

Nuke Florida and you'll take out NYers, Long Islanders, and the Cubans. Good motivation as I see it.

Restrictor plate racing increases the probability of maximum carnage

This just may coax MD out of retirement

Had he been born in New York he would have been aborted sometime after birth.