CartersBird’s Comments

I swear to Buddha himself if you don't shut the fuck up

https://i.imgur.com/ej7J5nP.jpg

And I didn't forget the resident limey cock receptacle.

https://i.imgur.com/tX8oH6F.jpg

Keep shutting the fuck up.

Sucking 4 inches of throat mucus back into your mouth isn't sexy...

How'd it taste?

Wonderful tags.

Couldn't find the good version on Youtube, remembered it here. Thank you faggots.

WHY THANK YOU SIR!

Lol.

Let's be fair. She's at least a real-world 6 or 7. Probably looks better when she's not being a drunken whore too.

Wouldn't you?

Gets siphoned by black men*

Only if you get shot.

Finally a badass Brit.

Shitting dolphin rape... new band name.

You shit dolphin rape?

You wish to be a dolphin stampede?

M80s are more like 1/16th a stick of dynamite.

I don't know about trials, but she was under house arrest at least.

You wouldn't understand the pride that comes with homemade fireworks shenanigans.

Someone in America just woke up with 10 fingers for the last time.

Lol

Duck and cover, duck and cover...

I was thinking of that video, but I am not subscribed to anyone. That feature has been fucking broken for years at this point.