Happy Birthday, America!

Go blow some shit up!

Points: 16

by Bono

Submitted on Jul 4, 2018

WTF

Tags: lockdown have some fun school shootings warning sign
36 comments

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  CartersBird

  This looks like something that would appear on an edgy movie that makes a political statement that's way too on-the-nose.

  Like The Purge.

  
  

  #18998
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsTk1CVwSnE

  
  

  #36234
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  found out you're subscribed to screen junkies you fruit loop

  
  

  #36235
  

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  CartersBird

  I was thinking of that video, but I am not subscribed to anyone. That feature has been fucking broken for years at this point.

  
  

  #36237
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  and we just worried about being nuked when I was little

  
  

  #19003
  

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  CartersBird

  Duck and cover, duck and cover...

  
  

  #36238
  

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  Rooster65

  Kneel,duck, & cover. Sounds like a pre sexual ritual for Giggles tho.

  
  

  #36239
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Ducks rule

  
  

  #36240
  

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  CartersBird

  Lol

  
  

  #36241
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  i dont know about your schools..but our desks were lead-lined and hade iodine tablets stored underneath,right next to the giant wads of hubba-bubba

  
  

  #36260
  

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  makodragon

  Interesting read.

  
  

  #36270
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  certainly satire

  
  

  #36273
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Pussies

  
  

  #19006
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Gotta love how 'man' is brown...

  
  

  #19008
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  Happy treason day, you treacherous oafs.

  
  

  #19010
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  should be a faggles-free day..but i know we wont be so lucky

  
  

  #36261
  

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  bamford

  MD is the embodiment of what england has become.

  
  

  #36263
  

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  makodragon

  Yeah, well, it could be worse, couldn't it.

  
  

  #36268
  

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  makodragon

  Jiggles has toned it down lately. We should all be grateful.

  
  

  #36269
  

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  DrGiggles

  im busy at the moment

  
  

  #36271
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  plus ive seen enough stupidity on this site

  
  

  #36272
  

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  bamford

  been enough stupidity*

  
  

  #36274
  

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  makodragon

  Still intrigued to know where you're from, you mysterious hunk...

  
  

  #36275
  

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  DrGiggles

  Didn't bumford already say where he was from

  
  

  #36293
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  something about living rent-free in MD's head probably

  
  

  #36294
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Just curious Fries, what's it like to not have an independence day?

  
  

  #36295
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  What you've never had you never miss

  
  

  #36296
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Like Bono and puberty

  
  

  #36297
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  You've never had independence?

  
  

  #36298
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Wow. Let me pour some of my Freedom out for you...

  
  

  #36299
  
  
  

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  DrGiggles

  there wouldn't even be an America if it wasn't for us Brits , you should be grateful.

  
  

  #19019
  

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  DrGiggles

  you fucks would all still be running around in loincloths with feathers on your heads

  
  

  #36276
  

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  Bono

  And drinking tea that was taxed at exorbitant rates. No thank you

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  Upvote for America and Freedom and Independence

  
  

  #19023
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  fuck yeah

  
  

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  TheDudeAbides

  No one could be that tone deaf.

  
  

  #19062