Bono’s Comments
Maybe too clever
https://muchozucko.com/5357/MuchoZuckos-Escape-The-Sewer
A clusterfuck of a game released last Halloween that is, in a way, underappreciated
When you read this, pick an account and the alt has to get the axe. You're unbanned so there's no reason to sockpuppet faggot
Oh and Burntout is Tollboothwillie
DrGiggles your rep will be reset to something less negative
What a fag
A cursory analysis suggests that Flash's alts voted about 800 times today. Mostly UP on his own stuff and DOWN on DrGiggles.
Big yikes
Bender and Gasser were both alts of FlashGordon himself. They have been permanently banned and Flash has been issued a temp ban for being a spazzy fuck. His rep has also been reset for vote manipulation.
I will be erasing his alt's votes so submission scores remain more pure.
Try me again and I'll beat that ass bitch nigga
Woops! Looks like your 2nd Mucho birthday is October 30th. A little premature buddy. I'll have to reset your timer :(
Did I say 2 years?
2 years down, ? to go!
Oh fuck... Barret...
Is "Adding Team Piss" on the list?
An actual GOOD troll would have made the percentages add up to more than 100%
M U S I C A L E N R I C H M E N T
Dried Haiti poo,
Dried Haiti poo,
Dried Haiti poo they had to put it in a stew bomb iran
Fuck it I'm tired but I love that song
I forgot to mention, with every purchase of Pro, Barret will have his nuts twisted in a vice until he finishes a new personalized videogame for the user
***LINE BREAKS AND HAVING TO PRESS ENTER TWO TIMES*** =======
Working on it
***DRGIGGLES*** ===================
At this time there are no plans to let you mute or block individual users. This site is a dumpster by design and only those who break the rules get jettisoned down the shit chute.
*** MUCHO PRO / PAYING BONO HIS JEW SHEKELS *** ===============================================
I've always had an idea in my head that, similar to the original Mucho community, there'd be a way for members to have a say in its future and invest in its success. It used to come in the form of a "pro" shill program where you would pay a couple bucks a month in exchange for fun toys and additional features.
If I'm going to ask you faggots for money, it's going to have to be worth it. I need to program some cool shit (I have a list) before this becomes a thing, while at the same time making certain that general site updates and quality-of-life improvements are available for non-paying fags.
I'm also a troll that will steal your life savings
***MUCHOZUCKO COST***
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I can't give you an exact cost for what it takes to host Mucho.
The file hosting and CDN is about half the cost but fluctuates greatly depending on traffic. For example after the New Zealand shooting we had 400% traffic for awhile because we were the only site in the Reddit/Chan-o-sphere to not remove the video. Big bill that month.
The webserver itself that runs the code is another big chunk and is much more consistent.
Altogether... Imagine you worked in Bumfuck Egypt, so for 5 days a week you went to a shitty fast food restaurant for lunch. Doing that would probably be more expensive than hosting MuchoZucko. So earning a penny a day on intrusive ads seemed like an exercise in futility.
***PRO TOOLS***
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CB was right that there used to be a bunch of options on your user profile. Some of these got deleted because they were retarded, useless tools. Some of them got moved to the sidebar that follows you around the site. Some of these used to be locked behind certain Mucho Rep Point thresholds. Chat is a vestige of this. Noobs can't use it because I don't feel like policing it.
I have other things I've been wanting to release for a long time, just haven't found the right way. Barret has an idea list as well.
***FALSE PROMISES / FLASHGORDON KNOWS ALL***
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Straight up, I wrote most of the FAQ before the site was even fully functional. It's a snapshot of where my mind was at the time. Just trying to preserve multiple communities and plan for the future. It also sort of served as a guideline for things I did going forward. Lots of stuff needs a re-write though.
Spamming downvotes is a waste of time unless the victim is an orange cat