Bono’s Comments

August 20th

MD downvotes this post:

https://muchozucko.com/168/The-difference-between-a-big-dog-and-a-giant-dog

November 20th:

MD posts the submission you are currently on.

He really, really like muscley characters

#3 looks like a living vagina

Definitely an improvement

Well when he said it, he lied. He couldn't even return tags in the order you typed them.

Both

The most complicated query on the entire site is the one that displays comments.

Parent Comments, Child Comments, Like and Stuff records, timestamps, all taken and returned in one single query to reduce load on the database. I'm an SQL god pretty much.

that's a bit harder to do. each type of comment has its own table, and each action for that comment has its own table.

Maybe have Punkybot make a call to JUST add STFUs, or JUST Likes, and return that when summoned

All time

You have stuffed 250 top level comments, and 349 replies.

Don't outFries Fries

Okay well that's too complicated for now, fuck it. He's given out about 50 STFU's total.

He has individual comments that have reached 400+

Let me see if I can find out

I think someday he will have more subs than comments

He won 2017's crown of dicks for highest rep

I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN'S BALLS!

Definitely... Uuoody has been gracing the site for 6+ months, but really, it's only felt like 6 minutes.

With my head under water.

I have set my alarm for 24 hours from now

I expect a new ballsack on my screen

6 good ones

2,749 comments from DrGiggles

Also finished profile stats. Here's the greatest mucho user of all time:

https://muchozucko.com/user/hogmaster

I thought you meant it picked up where the series left off

Which is obviouslyn't the case

Hardly

And still, it doesn't touch Papa Smurf

Why even live?

I thought it was a needle at first

lolnope, scissors

Just for when he wakes up https://i.imgur.com/MjZa0Hp.jpg

Californiafags rule