Bono’s Comments

This was a fun post. Thanks, retarded kids

And MD pronounced cloaca wrong

fuck it

I was an uncle...

I get no consideration on the list?

I poked a pile of miscarriage goo...

Fries is defending his homely on this one

to jonesies point... would anyone NOT magically erase all retards, if they had the power?

Hey... fuck you

good.

Why do the drunks always survive impact?

IDK what I was expecting... of course they don't have knockout power. Kinda like Oster.

Says the guy who has kissed girls who rimmed him

Never watch a video of a water buffalo or zebra giving birth when your GF is around

I guess

gay

Fucking interposted like a noob bitch

But the question was, what if the gubment says you can't spend their checks on weed?

I think a few of our states have successfully proven it can be regulated

Fuck, that's why it was so funny... I misread as "name"

Hey Billy GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Old folks need their rest

Magic, pure and simple

suspicious that Jones hasn't upvoted this yet. I wonder...

Hi MD,

Long time listener, first time caller.

My question is: what's wrong with people who take the paper, a magazine, or their phone to the toilet?

If you have to take a shit, you should be in and out in 2 minutes. Anything else suggests major problems with the digestive system.

surprised, or disappointed?

What is it that makes BMH comments so funny? I need to distill the formula...