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makodragon
It's 9:29 am here in ol' Blighty and your host for this morning is me, mako D, and you've just pointed your browser to makoZucko.com, where until about 3 this afternoon, all you get is pure md comments.Feel free to enter chat and join me for some discussion. on today's topic, the best ways to enjoy and savour a nice long shit on't bog (That was for you giggsy). My current method? Playing Score Match!
If you've not played it, I highly recommend. I ddon't even like football that much but the game is superb. The best thing? It's full of motherfuckers from the middle-east, which means I get to take out the shit while taking a shit.
VetBono
Hi MD,Long time listener, first time caller.
My question is: what's wrong with people who take the paper, a magazine, or their phone to the toilet?
If you have to take a shit, you should be in and out in 2 minutes. Anything else suggests major problems with the digestive system.
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hahaha2 minutes you say? Guess how long a match is on Score Match!? Yup, 2 minutes. The magic 2 minutes.
On some occasions I will play more than one match however, and on those occassions, I do not force the shit out, I let it fall out of it's own accord. I play my best football then. There's nothing more satisfying than scoring my trademark header by my Russian forward, Novak, against a towel-head while emptying my bowels.
Vetmakodragon
Oh fuck. My opinion then is that the woman makes herself a write-off. The dudes are cool though. To quote Steel Panther, "you can't blame a dude, 'cos a dude is a man."
ZuckerTheDudeAbides
I can't blame the dude for not answering... the dude is a man.Who needs to shit on some middle easterners I guess.
VetCartersBird
What does blazodragon think about the legalization of marijuana?If it's legal, and regulated, does that mean you can't spend taxpayer money on it anymore?
Vetmakodragon
If it can be effectively regulated then fuck yeah it should be legal! Only if it CAN be regulated, though. Especially for driving while toasted. I fucking hate MOST dealers too, mainly the ones that aren't proper stoners themselves. It would eliminate them. They are worse than lazy stoners like me.
Vetmakodragon
And to answer your question, I would rather all drugs were legal even if I was forced to work to buy them. But work does so my brain in. I get bored and paranoid in workplace environments. I like to have complete control over who I choose to interact with, and at work you must interact with cunce.
VetBono
But the question was, what if the gubment says you can't spend their checks on weed?
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