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So less than 1 hour ago, they finally get home, I run up to this lady as she's getting out of her car, unloading a small child.
Just in time, I think to myself.
Doesn't matter lol ... so I spend most of my day looking out the window making sure the beast hasn't escaped again. Waiting for my neighbor to come home from work so I can let them know what the fuck happened. Imagine you get home and there's a giant aggressive dog in your yard, and your other dogs are gone. And it's because I called animal control.
I told them before they left... my exact words... "I am 99% that I have never seen this dog in my life. My neighbors have other dogs."
They come around and this is what they tell me... They have seen dog food, and dog poop, and no other dogs. So logically, THE HUSKY MUST LIVE HERE HUR HUR HUR. They give me a line about how Huskies are very high energy and are notorious for climbing and escaping.
They move some stuff around the gate, put a note on the neighbor's door, and leave. "Thanks for calling us."
So I turn my head and PHOOSH, this dog jumps the neighbor's fence again, just in time for 2 animal control trucks to roll up.
They spot it back there and try to coax it out, doesn't work. So they go around the other side to investigate the yard.
I can't stress how unafraid this dog is. If you take a step toward it, there's a 50% chance it takes a step back. It never quits barking and if you turn your back, he's 3 steps closer.
So my local animal control is useless... the County number is just a redirect to the city number, and the city number doesn't even take dispatch calls until 9 AM. So I spot the dog again. It wants to come up my driveway again, maybe to sneak into my neighbor's yard again. And I still have no idea about their small dogs since they aren't home or won't answer the door.
I spent at least 10-15 minutes standing at the top of my driveway, and this thing was standing at the bottom. Barking the entire time. I kept cutting it off from where it wanted to go. Eventually 9 AM hits and I call the working animal control line.
Oh dude, I literally had a staring contest with that dog while holding a cat... it was hungry for flesh
I don't hear any barking anymore. Oh no. Can't find him. I run over to a couple neighbor's houses (by now it's like 8 AM) and ask them if they have a Husky or something because this one is terrorizing the cul de sac. One of my neighbors actually DOES own Huskies, but they are well behaved and accounted for. So where the fuck did this new one come from?
https://i.imgur.com/CBrgpZg.jpg
It wants to jump my side gate, where my other cat might be hanging out. So I run through the house, find my dumb cat in the backyard, and toss him inside too because this dog is pushing at a flimsy gate 12 feet away. What? JUST KIDDING, he's trying to get over my neighbor's gate now. And into their backyard. Where they have little dogs.
It's aggressive and it's bold, and holy shit is it big. It doesn't blink. I have to physically back it up down the street, then turn around, grab my cat by the scruff of its neck, and toss it inside. By the time I turn back around, the dog is already halfway back up my driveway. It wants to rumble.
Okay, so my day begins at like 6 AM after a late night binging TV shows I missed. What the fuck. My dog is barking hardcode. Turns out, there's a big Siberian Husky (or a malamute or some shit) in my yard that just tried to eat one of my cute little kitty cats. It escaped up a tree or over the fence, but my dog ain't having it. The Husky keeps coming back up the driveway. It does not take no for an answer.
Bono's day heavily involved dogs, anyone wanna hear
Lemme look
Remember that time we hiveminded a repost within 60 seconds?
Really it's Oster's fault. As with most things in life
Fake
Holy fucking shit, this man couldn't stop spitting truth if he tried
Tis a .webm file from when Mucho was young... faggy mimetype doesn't work for mac users and others
The length keeps changing
Nothing but a mad dog...
And he's desperate to get it
Yeah, he needs about 75 dollars for this ... thing he's doing
Oh wow, Youtube's home page itself is fucked
"Weird question, do you guys have a Husky?"