well I wanted to see a Blumpkin
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VetFredGspotSanford
That's how it started for Trump, next thing you know his whole body turned orange!
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VetCartersBird
your standards couldn't get any lower if they were a benchmark test in American schools.
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ZuckerMick420
if i am found dead, three gunshots to the head at point blank,and its classed suicide , we have a rat....
Vetmakodragon
dude, ignore that fuckin muppet. He's as thick two gigaFAGGOTs in a fucking pool of viscous, chilled and congealed jizz.
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Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
i don't ask for much you guysbut "truc" can not be my nickname
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
i don't know what megafaggot did to you, but i see now why he did it
ZuckerMick420
mako, ill never leave you, check the tiretracks in ur ass , ill always be there bromigo....
Vetmakodragon
ewww, you just crept up to gigaFAGGOT.What kind of anus dwelling faggot does that?
Vetmakodragon
Not even gonna bother to come up with something clever.You're a fucking waste of intellectual stimuli.
ZuckerMick420
clever is a big word for you mymakobitch, im proud of you for learning today,know your boundaries , cook them eggs!!!
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
i'm out of my element because you niggers aren't speaking the king's english anymore
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
truc hahahaha fuckin 'ledge bromigo gigafaggot anus dwelling turd cradling nigger flob
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
fact is nothing i can say at this point will turn you, you're in love with the new ... bloke?
Vetmakodragon
I'm gonna be honest with you truc.You're literally my only human contact at this point, and I crave human contact. You can either be my fucking enemy or you can be friend. It's your choice. You fucking dense cunt.
Vettruckerhatjones the Golden
or i could just be a force of nature that you respect from a distance
ZuckerMick420
i hate to be the barer of bad news truc, but mymakobitch and i, we are a thing now, dont deny it...he gets my cuntplunger to an extranomical 3....yes 3.00004 inches rock solid baby woohyeah !!!!. you love it in ur eye sockets md.. slit throat emoji whilst smiling.
Vetmakodragon
dude, I hope you are blowing your load too quickly. You need ta have some longevity.
Zuckerbamford
chat is a punishment. it's just md testing his weird combined words for later use in the comment section... you niggersniffing cuckweasel.
VetCartersBird
bamford? More like Chadford. I bet he's 6'6", jacked, black, and ready to attack. He's a mountain of a man. With the heart of a lion and the eyes of the storm.
VetCartersBird
TL;DR bamford would slap your girl's ass in da club and you'd thank him. Such is his majesty.
VetCartersBird
This egg sandwich I'm chowing down on?It's not mine. Really, it belongs to bamford. I am grateful for the opportunity to be fed.
VetCartersBird
Let's not tell tall tales, now, MD. We have to keep our comments tethered to reality.Now, back to bamford's magnetic masculinity...
VetCartersBird
So bright is his smile, so strong is his grip, that when I shook his hand I went blind and numb, and thought God had punished me for masturbating too aggressively to bamford's visage.
VetCartersBird
Sucking up? No. I am only letting you know the reason for bamford's secretive personal policies. Out of the kindness of his heart, the wealth of his personality, and the depth of his well of kindness, he dares not reveal himself to you or any of the invalids.
VetCartersBird
You know, I'm noticing a tinge of DrGiggles? Is that his thing then? He's just drunk and cranky a lot?
VetCartersBird
Like he's shitfaced 9 hours a day, so all he can manage is a low effort grunt and a "fuck you" and that's him. Is that you right now?
VetCartersBird
And yeah, I'm high energy right now. Woke up early for no fucking reason. Can't go back to bed.
Vetmakodragon
I hear you dude, I'm like, here for like several more hours besides boooze runs
VetCartersBird
That's precious. Just don't let bamford catch you. As a beacon of equality and oneness, he will fuck your racist shit up.
Vetmakodragon
Remember that I am nothing but a fucking basement dwelling mother's boy and this is what bamford chooses to go up against.
Vetmakodragon
fucking empty headed piece of shit can;t even deal with the lowest scum of society
VetCartersBird
The same way that you "can" walk down the street and beat up an old woman in front everyone?
VetCartersBird
I am not endorsing the banishment of anyone. Just questioning the intelligence of that decision. I mean... to invoke the wrath of bamford like that? Sheesh.
VetCartersBird
Hey let's be real. You've seen my body. I would curbstomp 10 old ladies before your gunless police could take me down.
VetCartersBird
We're getting off track here... how many old women do you think I could end? Let's say 85 years old.
VetCartersBird
Honestly? If no cops showed up, and it was just a line of 85 year old women coming at me, I could go all day. I really think I could hit 200.
